it's incredible how much like pulling teeth it is pay xfinity money every month. you're a fucking telecom company and your bill pay app sucks shit this bad ALL THE FUCKING TIME?!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1O6...

Stale discourse,
old posts,
and lies lies lies!
it comes down to this! 🎶

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

if spaghetti was a burger how would it be made

holy fucking shit, someone is grilling burgers somewhere, and a huge whiff of burger on the grill just wafted into my face and i started fucking drooling like pavlov's dog

Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons

Will all grind your bones to make their bread

painfully long shot of a macaroni shaped couch sliding down a tight hallway in the A24 Backrooms movie

why does the opening to 17776 hit so fucking hard

this guy would let you flay his children alive if you gave him an ounce for every pound you stripped off

checking the results of the election for something to crow/gripe about like the boxscore of the last ball game, all shaking the newspaper out and having a sensible chuckle when i think of razzing Bill in marketing

I don't want an internet without the nutsling

i'm still at work for 3 more hours. boy is there gonna be egg on my face if demented grandpa nukes another country for no reason and starts the apocalypse

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

ot by the Coward Robert Ford

유자챀 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Beep beep, move aside

HEADLINE: they actually put transparent legs on geodude at a parade in japan Three mascots of Pokémon, one of whom is Geodude a cranky rock man. He has transparent legs

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

That's right! We destroyed the oldschool demo compo with my most advanced 6502 code to date. This is really running in a stock Atari 2600 with no expansions! (except 32k ROM bank switching)
Full video at my channel youtu.be/aEJ0A8Wvdxs

urge to play super hexagon rising

Wow this blew up follow my art account
bsky.app/profile/adeg...

damn this fucking owns

a casket is has been lowered into a grave, colourful flowers on top. the tombstone is a yellow skateboard that reads 'live to ride' in green, with a white skull and crossbones and 'rip' in red and pink. a fellow skater in a green singlet and light blue shorts with a yellow mohawk and a man in a suit and shades are standing on either side of the skateboard tombstone with their heads bowed. other folks are standing around, grieving. clouds in the sky.

california games II, game over screen, amiga (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/1826/ca...

i've seen this movie, i wouldn't open the door

you can snip everything after "Democrat"

lmao, "i got bored and" is the most fake bullshit reason ever

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day