🚨🚨🚨 turtle sighting at loring park 🚨🚨🚨

I think imma clean out my gun closet tomorrow mhm 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Gonna go do my taxes wish me luck

Meme: picture of a beautiful mountain landscape at sunset with text that reads “this and a hot dog”

save me, swedish snus

Frame #8254 from E63 Flying Carpet

‼️ AIR FRIED HOTDOGS ‼️

- 17.5/10

holy shit this is incredible

I’ll report back in 2 mins

What do y’all know about air fried hot dogs?

Going to work this week is literally the last thing I want to do

Frame #12117 from 50s E14-15 robot rumpus

I think imma make a chiccy parm sammy for dinner

Post-GWAR (sry I forgot to wear white)

Kane Hodder was born on this day in 1955. The definitive Jason Voorhees in the eyes of many fans, Hodder played the horror icon in four films from 1988 - 2001. He later brought to the screen a brand new slasher icon in the Hatchet films: Victor Crowley.

Happy Birthday, Kane!

Dinosaur with sunglasses eating an orange creamsicle popsicle under a palm tree on beach

I love them so much :,) insanely fun shows

ur god dam right I saw GWAR

I know a buffalo ranch chicken sandwich hates to see me comin 😤

HOPPY EASTER!

Anywho, my buddy said he’d make me a custom leather holster for my g29.4 so that’s pretty sweet

Eh I’m over it lmao

IM 30 YEARS OLD I CAN HANDLE IT

Like idc if you hate me or something, just let me know lmao

Met up with a tattoo artist who’s comfortable with continuing my arm can I get a OOO YEAAUUHHHH

GOR-GOR

5 shows to get to know me

📼 The X-Files
📼 Tales from the Crypt
📼 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
📼 True Detective (S1)
📼 SpongeBob

It do be April, but I ain’t no fool 😤😤 (jk I’m fool).

a black/brown weevil resting on my back step

WEEVIL

a hand holding a scorpion and an eyeball against a black background with white text which reads “don’t want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes”