Assumed it was someone doing a bit but fortune magazine did a piece on it and JetBlue said their social media person was mistaken when they tweeted that lol

I will die before engaging with the thoughts of a steamer. BUT! you are a worm living in a septic tank, rejoicing over a shower of unusually clear piss if you think we run the museums, we decide every library must look like an open space office now, we run the business of driving up art prices

when all these guys say “the subject” and “the object” to mean like “people” and “their conditions” is that from Hegel or some other guy?

I get reading about fucking a Minotaur or a dragon or whatever, get weird with it, that’s fine. I don’t understand paying $35 to have it printed and prominently displayed in your living room book shelf

ok. lloyd howell says enjoy your tuesday evening. put that in the news

got a bunch of books to flip for cheap, some of which are those “dark romantasy” books and between those and the Reddit SF shit, I think we can go ahead and let literacy die

fingers crossed they’ll downsize soon

well, to be fair, they did say you could also spend that time at the dinner table stuffing your face in preparation for work the next day, presumably consuming enough to revitalize the economy 😃

I shouldn’t quit my job and move somewhere that the rents cheap enough I could just empty the 401k to cover at least 6 months and then just walk around every day, read some of these books I’ve been meaning to read for a decade now… that would be dumb in this economy

What if there was a complex process that nobody gave a shit about

Every hour an American spends staring at a bumper is an hour they’re only giving their phone half the attention it deserves

What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men. / S07E01 The Engagement

also why I HATED that Bo Burnham special lol. Anyways, I think one reason Covid broke so many brains was how wildly different everyone’s experience of it was depending on your job and the cultural portrayal of it was just feeling bummed on the computer.

I have attempted to empathize more with how lonely it felt for people , especially trying to imagine how much it sucked to be in school at that time. But I did absolutely fantasize about taking a hammer to everyone who tweeted/wrote about feeling bored of sourdough recipes while WFH

philosophers love killing themselves

today is a good day to remember that all marijuana smokers are going to Hell

Detective Chief Inspector Mr Bean

lmao did not know hannitys radio show went into syndication the day before 9/11, that’s lazy world building

saw someone with a brazzers license plate frame

Ok perfect, short and zippy, thank you

I have 2 hours before I go on air, and I’ve done zero prep. Might just be 60 minutes of PSAs

Need a good intro song for a radio show. Also a good outro song. Also some discussion topics. Sound off in the comments

STAIND: You Have Bad Taste In Music YouTube video by Eman Laerton

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Can’t remember my letterboxd password or what email was associated with it so I’m done watching movies. No point if I can’t give everything 2 and a half stars and no comment afterwards

someone check in on Bob Newhart!!

Favorite type of guy currently is the type that routinely mentions the “cash for clunkers” thing as the reason cars are so expensive now

Venmo payment captioned GAY SEX 😉😜🔥: buying a pizza
Venmo payment captioned "lunch": drugs

“I don’t disagree” and “you’re not wrong” are the most middle manager “I’m about to lie to you” lines of the the present age

I’m just a regular blue collar vibes coder. I wake up cracka dawn, pack myself a tuna sandwich, head on down to the vibe coding factory, and churn out 16 tons of code with my steam engine. Ain’t for me to know whether it’s good code or not, I ain’t no lawyer

“Blowing shitting” is present tense perfect future, it’s a new one I just invented, keep up