“We don’t need another Fetterman in the Senate,” says Graham Platner.

Irony just choked to death on a clam strip.

To escape authoritarianism, somebody's going to have to come up with an inspiring vision of what the country could be and motivate people to help make it happen. I'm guessing a bitter indictment of people whose support you're asking for may not help with that.

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Everyone: WHY DO SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO KENNEDYS

Kennedys: [constantly invade Cuba, drive interns off bridges, cut penises off raccoons, etc.]

When your life becomes a case study in karma.

A reminder that transphobes are trash and a charm initiative after years of trash being trash is not particularly credible.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

the one correction i'll make is that the ADL doesn't need to worry about reputational risk because they're already a fucking joke

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

You’re confused. It’s 34 felony counts, not 34 ships.

If you sexually assaulted someone, you should not be serving in Congress—[or as President]. Period.

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.

Art of the deal, baby.

I trust journalists way more than cops and courts to investigate sexual violence allegations. When a thoroughly reported journalistic investigation comes out, like the ones about Eric Swalwell, I’ve seen enough. If you haven’t done this work you may be unaware of how much goes into it.

March is now outside 10 Downing Street

I'm more than fine with her potentially running again.

I just want the candidates to come together to tell Gavin Newsom to fuck off like how the NYC primary was with Cuomo.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

I did not know Epstein on a boat
I did not know Epstein with a goat
I did not know Epstein in the air
I did not know him anywhere!

I wish I made 50 k....

Dude when your wife wants to jump out of the plane because you’ve been talking to her about Western Civilization for three hours that’s not ”skydiving”

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering

"Mr. President, you've turned the Strait of Hormuz into a more expensive, more volatile Suez Canal controlled by a man whose family you murdered."

Having a Bible verse in your bio is the truck nuts of social media.

Did Iran just win a war with America