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I read that and did some version of

I was prepared for it to be bad. I wasn't prepared for it to be... that.

if i could snap my fingers and force all journalists everywhere to implement one linguistic tic i think i'd mandate "cars (which kill more than 3,000 people every day)"

many are saying

itransferredfromlosangelesyourschoolhasnogymnasticsteamthisisalastresort.

I'm sorry I called your outfit courageous

You and I have been friends for ages and it occurs to me that you have never really seen writing that reflects what I actually think and care about. Exciting times over here.

These Pacers, man… they’re unflappable.

It's time.

Happy first day of the WNBA season to those who celebrate! I’ve been looking forward to today since my Lynx got jobbed in the Finals. (Napheesa Collier revenge szn loading……..)

To paraphrase a LinkedIn post I wrote, it’s tough to be a creative taking part in the group therapy session on LinkedIn. It’s lame that they think AI + whatever else negates the need human creatives, bc contemporary professional life needs it’s humanity and creativity more than ever.

these mfs are actually trying to "button classic!" us huh

it’s incredibly difficult to understand why no studio boss has never, not even once, decided that a romcom might be improved by an Act II introduction of The Predator

clear masais, full webs, can't lose

jump shrimp

Progress isn’t about perfection. Purity culture and holier-than-thou posturing slows progress. I’ve left scenes because leaders spent too much time arguing about whose way was purer and not enough time actually doing anything. Progress happens inch by inch not mile by mile.

The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic

it was the greatest day in one PR person's life

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nice

P.T. Barnum once said that there's a sucker born every minute; an unholy union of something both Oedipal and Sisyphean, forced to relive the moment of his birth again and again for all eternity...And now, for only ten cents, you too can see the amazing

the dream™

uber ceo says his employees can go...

oooh I bet I can finish that sentence

It’s a huge bummer when the comment section below a good LinkedIn post starts with a “buy my service/product/course” comment by the OP. I get why they (have to) do it, but I hate how much professional life is just selling oneself + steering every conversation towards a consumer acquisition beartrap.

It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.