hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James
I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck
hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James
I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck
I’ve been reading a lot of Civil War letters at work today and so many are like
Wife: Dear husband, I always thought if you were called to from my side life would be nothing but darkness
Husband: got the blankets k byeee
my dad got me a fancy planner for my bachelors and I now appreciate the gesture at the time it made me want to kms
Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞
Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃
yay I’m glad you grabbed that!
a vintage bi-phase is one soundtracked by Ani DiFranco
The master wants you but he can’t have you *slap bass solo*
oh no, is he going to start writing songs about oregon
It’s Flea. He’s a wearing a hat.
Torgo:
a different, daintier orange and white cat, mouth open to meow, coming out of her carrier at the vet office
even my little lady gained 2 pounds!
portly orange and white cat lounging in the sun
My cats moved to Chicago and got fat, as is the custom
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 345 seconds.
The President In Crisis October 14, 1998 : 345s
Prince died 10 years ago today and it was the first celeb death that made me feel like I needed to leave work for the day
grocerycore mom rock crossover
Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.
HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.
My boy cat used to hang out in my roommates’s room all the time and it definitely hurt my feelings
No one does “creeped out by Columbo” like Robert Vaughn
WE MISS BISCUIT.
Maybe now that they’re finally getting trash bins in NYC I won’t roll my eyes as hard when I hear it called “the greatest city in the world”
One of my cats is on it and it really helps. Plus it now comes in an unguent or whatever that you can just rub in their ears
Strait of Hormuz will be at the yemeni coffee shop near campus at 9pm on wednesdays for office hours
I think it’s still happening!
Those office hours are so brief bc the Strait of Hormuz shares an office with 5 other Straits
The Strait of Hormuz is only open during full professor office hours or by appointment.
Wendy’s has my favorite fast food fries but I haven’t had anything else from them since like 1995
I demand a guest spot
I often leave my living room window open with a ladder outside it and a sign saying “free tv inside” I couldn’t do that in Dublin
The “absolutely fascinating” woman from Werewolf
If you thought this actress was just too darn expressive than you’ll love the Mary Higgins Clark movies