fuck Tucker Carlson, fuck his little apology, and if you fall for it you're just as pathetic as he is

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little monster

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Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

i could have selfishly used that time to learn a skill but instead, i chose to read your posts. you're welcome

in the past week i have had two travel days that exceeded 24 hours and i do not recommend it

A box of protein pop tarts

This is the world the beef tallow nerds have created. 400cal for 10g of protein

ico, but only because it's based on a thing that actually happened to me

refusing to patronize mcdonald's until they end this kpop demon promo (i am afraid of the mean one)

"the thing you Have To Have, in the only form that doesn't violate federal regulations"

there's a big nicotine gum display at the airport and you know whoever thought of that idea got a promotion on the spot

Andy Stott - New Romantic YouTube video by Modern Love

andy stott's music is the audio equivalent of smoking (laudatory) www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3KE...

in a mortal struggle against my greatest enemy: me

showing up to the airport 4 hours early finally paid off: my flight was at 9:15, not 11:45. i was looking at the wrong boarding pass

[sledgehammering the floor tile i'm standing on] can't see how this could go wrong

Good news for New Yorkers, bad news for rats: all trash will be in rat-proof bins by the end of 2031.

No more black bags on the sidewalks — it’s time to put a lid on it.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

two guys on this bus having an animated conversation in french and the only english in it was the phrase "big chungus"

Linda Yaccarino replies to a Zohran Mamdani tweet to say that taxing rich people's penthouses is "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen"

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

whale head. raccoon penis. it's glaringly obvious that rfk jr is assembling some sort of Super Animal... and i fear he may soon acquire flamingo legs

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

It’s fine to be balding. This guy’s real offense is having the exact profile of the default Bloodborne character

velociraptors were cooking when they named themselves, though. deinonychuses could learn a thing or two about branding

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