Okay, they're accounts who just follow everyone.

Who are you people?

We don't open this website for a week at a time. We don't post at all. 6 new 'people' following us we call bullshit.

Ink acquired.

We love music.

You are the fleshbeast, gm

Some other cat came into our home, ate our cat's food.

Successfully constructed a pseudo-Global TL

Our ears are ringing (more than they usually do)

It's nervous.

Doin' a little dance

Why is the feed shaking WHY IS IT VIBRATING!?

The ability to draw things in a little box and post them.

The idea that humans would ride into battle on the back of another animal is strange.

Too much free time and no free will.

If Elon comes on here, can we all be nice to him?

We're over followed (reverse psychology)

You're all real 'people', right?

You're all 'real' people, right?

You're 'all' real people, right?

You're all real people, right?

We need to stop taking naps.

We can't just pick up our phone when we think of a tweet in bed anymore. Now we have to run over and turn on our puter.

Nietzsche was punk.

Does this mean 1 post per day per thread, or over all threads?

What are you gonna do huh? We wanna see you try!

If anyone doesn't know us, our schtick is that free will is illusory; this is what we shill.

What is the sound of one hand choosing?

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fuck you!

If a bird is placed in a cage, does it still have wings?

Kinda difficult to differentiate between threads/replies and separate tweets.