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Environmental groups have sued the Trump administration over its approval of BP’s huge new ultra-deep oil drilling project in the Gulf of Mexico, 16 years to the day since the company’s Deepwater Horizon disaster caused the worst oil spill in US history.
This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.
Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online
Happy 77th Jessica Lange
Watching a movie that leads me to think about this hypothetical. Normally in an emergency you'd call 911. What do you do when you're in a police station and there's an emergency?
Undocumented immigrants contribute $97 billion yearly in federal, state, and local taxes. They paid $25.7 billion in Social Security taxes, $6.4 billion in Medicare taxes, and $1.8 billion in unemployment insurance taxes in 2022.
Bessent is galactically stupid.
www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/b...
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:
Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%
Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%
This is what a rigged system looks like.
Atom telling me to bring his cat's treat to him on his tree.
Ollie showing his belly in my lap while sleeping.
Sweet Oliver. 💓🐈⬛💤
Trump is clearly not fit to serve.
That’s why I am co-sponsoring a 25th Amendment bill with @raskin.house.gov.
Our country cannot afford having a madman in power.
It’s time for Hegseth to go.
Americans are suffering whether it’s the cost of food, housing, gas, or utilities. The President’s failure to address inflation, his tariffs, and his wars are driving the American people over an economic cliff—and it must stop! We need housing, health care and free childcare for all!
A cat laying down in a cat tree next to a window. She's pretending to be asleep, but stopped snoring when I approached to get this picture.
I could hear her snoring from three rooms away.
Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.
🔥SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 BILLION— as he leads 🇺🇸 diplomacy + asks sheikhs for billions more… Never have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia taking corruption to spectacular new heights.”
Trump called every reporter in the observable universe, who all dutifully repeated his updates about Iran, and all those updates have fallen apart in fewer than 36 hours.
How long will legacy media keep doing this?
Kevin Warsh wants to lead America’s central bank.
Why does he have more than $100 million in undisclosed assets?
It’s time for Kash Patel to step down or be removed. Period.
Indeed—Elect more women!
The President is putting our troops in harms way—and is not fit to serve as Commander in Chief. That is why we continue to introduce War Powers Resolutions and will keep fighting to end this war!
The GOP could stop this tomorrow if they wanted to.
Instead they’ll keep fiddling while Rome burns.
Hell, there are days I don’t know how to navigate this political climate.
On a serious note, I’m honest when Mini asks me political questions, even when there are no clear solutions. I’ve found that kids often have better solutions than adults, so I like to ask them how THEY would solve it.
Orange tabby cat with a sign over his head. If cats could text you back, they would not.
Truth. #Caturday
Don’t worry Sean, we won’t miss you.
There was a time when the president inspired pride instead of exhaustion. I miss that more than I can say.
The DOJ is now 5 month in breach of releasing the Epstein files.
Holding these criminals accountable should be the Nuremberg of our time.
