"we're having to fuck about with a previous completed and released movie to explain why someone who was playing someone in that movie but died is now playing a guy who wears a mask the whole time and speaks in a generic eastern european accent"

tim cook retiring from apple will mean that i spend a lot less time doubletaking at my tv and thinking "wait i thought paul o'grady died"

yes i am absolutely sick to the back teeth of software talking to me like a nervous new stepdad. knock it off pronto

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

traveling whaleburys

your preferred direction will never happen though cause he or more accurately mcsweeney rebuilt the party to some exact specifications

I mean he's going to be fucked after the locals regardless but yeah I sorry of get you especially because [waves at the tory meltdown] this does just seem to embolden the press to keep doing it

neo geo is a bit of a pain to emulate, but not as much of a pain as getting dismembered on a tarpaulin!

I'll be honest with you, people don't like Keir on the door but it's not over this Mandelson thing. They don't like him personally

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

the insurmountable problem that starmer has is that it only takes a couple of layers of stacked plausible deniability events before it all becomes inherently implausible again

QED I guess

it's honestly pretty hilarious how it just constantly drops all these crumb hints of what seems like it's going to be a tragic backstory which are later expounded on and actually it's fine

here's Hugh pragmata here to tell us all his backstory of being an orphan... who was adopted and raised by his parents to be the most well adjusted guy in videogames

if it's the guy in the bottom right then they seem to have mixed char aznable up with metal gear solid 3 era revolver ocelot

look at that bunch. not a char amongst them

this was cast by the one piece live action series' casting director's wario

Two Tims, both alike in dignity

my man looks like he's had brad dourif whispering in his ear

BREAKING: Starmer has "fucked it", said by Downing Street to be "in bits".

an anonymous labour source stated "he's had an absolute shocker, to be fair"

me when i go to your planet

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

that's Quite The Fucking Post

i don't want starmer to resign yet i want him to still be in charge when the local elections happen. i want that very much for him

Starmer update: the situation is so dire that the questions have now become "does the Prime Minister have object permanence?" which does feel like it's time to not only resign as PM, but be removed from elected politics all together.

BREAKING: incredible scenes live from the house of commons as prime minister kier starmer appears to spontaneously shrink and transform into a corncob

the ol "given that mandelson's been in and out of front page news for the past 3 decades for being sacked for being a dodgy little twerp and such how are you going to act like you didn't have an inkling about any of this" one, or words broadly to that effect

they're calling him the most completely fucked prime minister ever

iT NeVeR cRoSsEd My DeSk

Diane Abbott with THE question