Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

tautology imo

if you have seen any movies at all you know exactly who this guy is and you're right

and/or thwarted in his plans to hand the community centre over to property developers by three kids and a dog

straight up the crooked politician from the platonic 80s action movie who gets kicked out of his penthouse office window onto his ferrari and sylvester willisnegger says a line

never saved an image so fast in my life

it's $40 because 20 of it is to get the guy in front of you to wear it for you

a bold choice for stadium seating

what the fuck are you banging on about

8bitdo 64 controller

i’m enamored with this thing. there’s something very beautiful and also very perverse an N64 controller that’s Normal

flying to the moon with a clogged shitter is one of those "where the rising ape meets the falling angel" things terry pratchett wrote about

head full of pork scratchings

they should sell 1/10 gunpla

the secret is that's the only mould they've actually made because the only people who will be buying them are late twenties computer janitors who look like that

I genuinely once had to do an introductory presentation on this when it opened to the public for hotel stays and was absolutely thrilled to present to a twenty-strong team a slideshow entitled "OWO: What's This?"

never bring a knife to a guns site

Marge yelling "War Thunder Forums, no!!" Bart, representing the aforementioned forums, says "what?" Marge, embarrassed, says "sorry, force of habit"

Tired: Anthropic accidentally leaking their own source code for Claude

Wired: Iranian hackers deliberately leaking the source code for the F-35

thank you for acknowledging the cube

The Artemis rocket launches with a chyron below that says: Weather presenter Carol Kirkwood leaves BBC after 28 years.

Dramatic scenes at BBC Breakfast.

[Dexy's Midnight Runners voice] 🎶 SALMON CAFFEINE

ope, we can see your bollards

🚨SHITTER'S CLOGGED🚨

firing off a rocket every now and then to keep intragalactic property prices down

gotta check it's not haunted first

This is what social media is meant to be about.

it's going to be studied for years as the business school version of aesop's tortoise and hare how this buffon basically created an entire market out of nothing then sat there yoinking his doink while the entire world ate the lunch off his plate while he had his hand full

that's just an additional pair of words that brings the bad thoughts home you know?

i'm glad they dropped "soup-like" from their later ads