Dear ppl at the DOE, he is gonna fire y’all!!! Might as well delete everyone’s student loans.

Yall can have him…

It’s giving 90s and I liveeee!

She werks my nervesssss.

Who are these twinks?! Y’all keep making ppl up I stg.

Body tea!!!

A zombie apocalypse is crazy. But a zombie apocalypse during the winter time would just piss me off to no end. What do you mean I have to bundle up and fight a zombie?!?

The universe is being soooo good to me right now. 🥹

“We still going tonight?”

Me:

Waittttt, I just landed a job in Denver. But do I want to take it?

One time an old manager of mine told me he grew up in a cult and my dumb ass thought it was the coolest shit and so intriguing. I kept asking so many questions. He had a LOT of trauma. 😬

Omggggg!!!!

Anna Faris should be so happy she left him.

I can see it

Griz, yeah! -Ariana Grande voice-

The 70s was the best decade of music and no one will change my mind on that.

this is the three girlfriends on #whitelotus

Yall, White Lotus is fucking boring.

You are loved and you deserve to be here.

I slept for 9 hours and I don’t remember the last time I slept in this late.

About to get crankeddddd!!!

I’ll believe it when I see it.

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It’s

Not 1 bad angle! My god

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People who are on speaker phone in public...

OKEECHOBEEE IS SO BACKKK!!!!

It’s still fuck him! 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

@subtronicsofficial.bsky.social is coming back to Charlotte for two nights! ☺️