okay skinnyyyyyy

need to talk to someone about allbirds switching from shoes to ai

i stay following/looking at my enemy’s accounts, one of them is having a terrible week and i’m so happy

brother asking me to give a toast at his reception 4 days before and now i’m having to speedrun making sense out of our childhood

never in my life will i tag my s/o in my bio but i’m thankful for the guys with hot partners who do

well it finally happened to me - a tattoo artist i got something from saw one of my tattoos and copied it onto someone else

well yes

it doesn’t matter how many times i tell my parents the correct address, they’ll always ship it to themselves or my old address :))

that being said everyone should watch love overboard

dating shows are crazy what do you mean your in love with someone you met two weeks ago and have yet to fuck

gay guys will have a side business for two minutes before trying to sell shirts like diva let’s focus on making a pastry without miso before merch

stephen colbert’s son using his mothers maiden name but then immediately having his first major project be with his father is the most nepo baby shit i’ve heard

“fuck chatgpt i’m downloading claude” you are missing the point completely

half of my office (over 200 people) was all on one absolutely disastrous flight on sunday and now we all have collective trauma

sorry

well you didn’t have to join

i’ll double down and say i sometimes don’t even take a sip of water

people at my incredibly pro-ai company are posting and shaming any resumes they receive that are clearly written with ai???

i don’t like when pills are just sitting in my mouth sorry

got home from a first date and realize my shirt was on backwards the entire time 🤡

how long until he has a meltdown bc none of the us hockey team gifted him their gold medal

alysa liu’s gold medal performance to macarthur park is definitely entering my gay guy music video hour lexicon

meat? on ash wednesday??

i love to rid- i mean i love a ride

don’t forget your time in ohio

sadly yes

when people are addicted to nicotine but use pouches or vapes it’s like please just be hotter and smoke a cig

who framed roger rabbit is such a perfect movie and also insane feat of production like how did they do this in 1988

why are they frotting

duh