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Watched a pretty obscure film from the year of my birth
I get what you're saying because yeah it's anthropic. but to be clear, what it's really good at is finding vulnerabilities and actually creating exploits for them. here is a video from a guy who specializes in reverse engineering explaining why it's dangerous: youtu.be/LZAZvm34rYs?...
having grown up in the fundamentalist christian world I can only think of Bob Jones University when I hear Greenville, SC
now more than ever
Nine Inch Noize, baby!
we need the site working just well enough for people to post about how it's not working
Hey part of this May’s Criterion Channel offerings is BLOODY NOSE, EMPTY POCKETS which is certainly one of the best movies I’ve seen in the 2020s, if you haven’t seen it yet you should!
every person in this current administration is a combination of characters from It's Always Sunny
journalist: why did you cut off the penis of a dead racoon
RFK: because I couldn't find a dead armadillo and was in a rush
"the racoon was already dead" is peak "raises more questions than it answers"
Tom Waits just released a song with, of all people, Massive Attack. It's like a funeral march version of "Hell Broke Luce," and it's really fucking good. Then again, hard for me not to love a Tom Waits song, so don't take my word for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVTV...
50% of the time they're wrong 100% of the time
Wait wait wait you're telling me that I share a birthday with Special Agent Dale Cooper?!
It's Wednesday, folks. Why is it Wednesday?
I'm excited that they're also making Sometimes Even My Wife Forgets I Exist
in about a week I begin my 50th trip around the sun
What am I even doing
You gotta ask yourself
At some point
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
I adore his poetry, even the poems in Book of My Nights that I don't really understand
You get a chance to listen to the newest from Arlo Parks?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
Probably shouldn't've of said in a job interview that you can call me a missionary because I like to be on top of things
it's a regional delicacy
If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"
It's called the Yojimbo strategy
Just realized I was conflating Will Oldham and Will Patton
<picture of a strip mall with a pizza place next to All States Cremation>
People keep leaving Google reviews saying the pizza has a weird after taste