They don't deserve our sparkle!

I hear you. I have cut off most of both sides of my family for choosing Tangerine Scream over me and common sense in some really important areas. I honestly sleep better now. 🫂💜

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I love how you can always tell the biggest idiot in the room because they are just itching at all times to call something "woke."

There's also an astonishing amount of people with vaginas that have never climaxed at all. It's honestly depressing.

Repost with your first crush.

They're all hypocrites too. Trump has broken every commandment and they are fine with that because he hates the same people they hate.

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Since no one asked, here's my Kegsbreath.

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Here's my impersonation of Kash Patel.

"STFU FAKE NEWS MAFIA I DONT DRINK! I SMOKE CRACK!"

Thank you.

Oh yeah, it's a disaster. They're feeding our military garbage and then ordering them to do hideous things that are probably illegal. Those troops will probably face consequences for that while Kegsbreath stumbles off into the sunset with Kash Money.

Seconded. This is SUPER important.

Any advance in womens' health is extremely important because of how little we still know. Because men. Thank you for sharing this!

@knittingcultlady.bsky.social has been saying this would happen for ages. She's ex-military and was in intelligence. There are people whose whole purpose is to die rather than let a ridiculous nuclear attack happen. I hope it holds.

AMAZING Tanya! I'm so excited for you, especially after all you've been through in the last year. 💜🫂

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I mean, they've already decided that the deployed military doesn't deserve anything approaching real food, so this makes sense.

This is something a source told Larry Johnson, so we have no real way of confirming right now, but does anyone disbelieve it? It's nice that we have higher ups in the military that are holding up their oath to the Constitution and the American people instead of this slug of a person.

Apparently I need to stop talking about the president's undergarments.

Bed is so tempting! It's where my kittens and my sleeping are!

GM! Today is happening whether I like it or not, so might as well get going.

I'm so sorry you have to deal with her. She sounds exhausting.

I haaaate people like this. A workplace is a collaboration, and fairness matters. No one should be able to dictate when everyone else gets to use their benefits.

Luckily he's on the verge of dropping dead. Due to the extremely advanced dementia and being an old man who never took care of his health. It could also be cancer (see dr Oz diet coke stuff) or heart failure, or he might take another stroll on the roof of the white house and fall. So many options.

I think everyone who supports President Diaper Baby should have to do mandatory diaper duty for at least one 12 hour shift. I also think anyone who voted to keep sending weapons to Israel should have to spend 12 hours a day in The Stank Zone. These are my very mature thoughts for the day.

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YESSS omg

Paul Westerberg - Dyslexic Heart (Official Video) YouTube video by PaulWesterbergVEVO

Related, I get this song and State of Love and Trust stuck in my head about 30 times a week. Still. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVhB...

Singles (1992) - All Pearl Jam scenes YouTube video by lua

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7i6...

Share a great movie cameo! 🎥

Pearl Jam as 'Citizen Dick' in Singles (1992)

Personal note, I was 12 when this movie came out and I had already wanted to move to Seattle for 2 years at that point. This movie cemented the crap out of it. And look, I did the thing!

Me tooo!