A glimpse at the Hill Giant Earthquaker, one of two new monsters we provided to Patreon backers.

Bonus Creations!

This week we provided Patreon backers with two really cool giants!

Join our Patreon as a Master of Realms or Master of the Multiverse to get cool creations and help keep our show going!

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Wow, hitting the trifecta of the most annoying people on the planet: Crypto bros, AI chuds, and stoners.

Bravo. 🙄

A field of orange tulips.

Rows of purple tulips.

Rows of orange, yellow, and red tulips.

Me, my wonderful partner, and our puppy, in front of fields of tulips.

Some photos from the Tulip Festival yesterday.

#TimelineCleanse

This is such a nauseating stew of simmering pathologies and resentments of subnormal techbros.

Too real.

Paragons RPG Starter Kit A boxed set with everything you need to learn and play Paragons: The Roleplaying Game.

It's the start of a new week and there are only 10 days left in the Paragons Starter Kit Kickstarter - if you've been holding off on your pledge, now is the perfect time to back the campaign!

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This is what I miss about living in Seattle.

That pic was taken 5 minutes from where we used to live.

That´s right folks: We are officially looking for more freelance artists to help us with upcoming projects.✍️

Here are the requirements:

Can the mid-terms get here any faster? Asking for a friend.

10/10 joke. No notes.

One thing that's worth repeating: There is *zero* evidence that "substack helps you get readers". The only thing that we've ever seen that helps grow an audience is other authors mentioning your blog or newsletter, which is not the platform's doing. Substack just takes credit for that!

a man with glasses and a mustache is saying yess . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is saying yess .

That feeling when you turn in a completed 1st draft.

Its been rough.

Finding a place that is A) enriching for the little guy and B) willing to work with his forever special needs of low impact play is not easy.

I spent all day on the phone with several different places, none of which can accommodate the latter.

I am so tired. *sigh*

The really wonderful doggy daycare we found for him, with tons of outdoor space and play activities, has told us they won't take him anymore due to liability issues.

So now we're scrambling trying to find a nice place (emphasis on nice) to take him occasionally & board him when we go on vacations.

A black puppy, named Piggy, lying on his bed chewing on a pink stuffed toy.

Our poor fur baby has been limping for a few weeks, so we have had him sedated and on rest as much as possible to heal.

Nothing was improving, so off to a specialist we went yesterday. At 6 months, he's been diagnosed with elbow dysplasia in both his front legs.

This is going to be a rough road.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Check out this dope superhero RPG!

Whelp, I guess now I need to listen. 😜

This article is really embarrassing.

It's entirely focused on technology-as-nostalgia and not the fact that every modern device wants you to constantly pay a rental fee in some form or another.

If I'm listening to MP3s on a Diamond Rio there is exactly zero chance it will ask for a credit card.

TTRPG bat signal:

I’m looking for books, zines, blog posts, articles, etc that give excellent advice on designing QUESTS for ttrpgs! Willing to accept youtube videos if they’re reeeeally spectacular.

Got any tips for me?

How dare you call those doves "unnecessary."

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Per the Speech & Debate Clause, Senator Wyden, Rep Massie & literally any congressperson could leak the “secret interpretation of surveillance law” without fear of prosecution.

I get not wanting to test it under Trump, but you have the ability to leak it if it’s that bad. Do your duty, Senator.

I want to watch this show so badly, but the graphic medical stuff had me bouncing off it 15 mins into the first episode. 🫤

The levels of funny here are incredible.

Wow.

Laughed sooooo hard