Not overselling: This is fucking incredible

I actually picture the scar as being a little bit fresher than shown in game, they hadn’t been away for long before getting abducted. But they also canonically stopped at the Emerald Grove to treat a different injury so maybe Nettie or Halsin helped with the lip too before they went on their way

#tavqotd

Presenting Tanis’s lip scar followed by two related images. (He flung a porcelain vase at them during an argument)

That argument is what made Tanis decide to leave the relationship by any means necessary (in this case, a warlock pact so they had magic to fight back)

Neither the Mormons nor the Jehovahs witnesses take the huge fucken pride flag as a hint

“male therapist with the major tiktok following” was already horrifying on its own

They got elected without needing to. Why would they change their minds once they’re in office?

A thing I’ll never understand about the “vote blue no matter who” people is. Okay. We get the blue person in, even though they refused to even promise to improve the situation in Palestine OR stand for trans rights. What incentive does that person now have to change their mind on either issue.

“I would like this candidate to state firmly she doesn’t want to help a genocide and would care about my civil rights as a trans person” is apparently too high a bar for a single candidate to clear but yeah we’re the ones being unreasonable apparently

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

What’s it mean when all my Pinterest fashion suggestions are pictures of Harold Lloyd

Ohhh I’ll put that on my watch list, I knew her daughter was also a libertarian and helped sell the books but hadn’t known she was like, editing

I would simply ask Nellie if she enjoys being a bitch all the time or if it’s more a hobby for her

I don’t think Ralph Fiennes actually pronounces his name like that. I think his name is just regular Ralph but he wanted to get fancy with it

A meme of a cartoon person with more realistically drawn blue eyes

That 70s color grading got Mary lookin like this

Pa Ingalls bleeding out while still doing work

It’s like the seven stations of the cross with this guy

The hair is so seventies I love it

What percentage of the dialogue is stuff written on a precious moments figurine

Decided to watch the little house on the prairie tv show. I did a recent reread of the book series. Anyway you’d think Laura Ingalls Wilder would be less libertarian given how often her Pa almost got them killed trying to be self sufficient on land the government gave him

“Answer the door”? You mean that thing the Boston Strangler’s victims did???

Took an edible and then the doorbell rang a billion times in a row and I got scared

Question for my moots and oomfies across the pond … have yall ever had sweet tea

Cutie pie omg

As someone with severe phone anxiety… yeah no just call. Call after hours if you absolutely can’t stand talking to a person, but still, call. Get some rage out. These fuckers deserve it and they’re gonna be too chicken to call back

Tanis ... and Kar’niss … their ship name would just be Ta’niss

Honestly it’s worse than the babadook, babadook just scares a single woman and child instead of cajoling multiple ppl into offing themselves while poisoning entire cities

Anyone else about ready to [redacted for violating bsky terms of service]

a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on Alt: Saving Private Ryan where it transitions the young soldier to an old man

Wait green knight … but then …

He gets to skip arm day