Yaaaaaayyyy!!

the path to AI girlfriends was paved when you started sucking on USB sticks instead of cigarettes

look what you’ve done

Not even once will I be prepared for how close I ALWAYS am to tears for no reason just schniffly boohoo wah wah off you go toots have a sook

Unlimited blessings to my sweet neighbours who heaped an outrageous amount of compliments on me tonight, thank you beautiful wives

He should have been having fights with his sister after going to rugby drinks!! He should have been learning guitar to impress girls!!!

It is a bit of relief I think too! We survive so well, against so many odds, and make wonderful things about it

I used to have links but anyway it is all the intact possibly very poisonous food and drink items that archaeologists have found like wine, bread/yeast, figs, the really juicy coffin mummy, the insanely old cheese wheel. All delicious things I would eat at a picnic

And I just think that's neat

One of the best bits of being human is the apophenia of looking at the history we've written ourselves going 'oh, that art period happened because capitalism/ludditism/autism' and 'oh depression era Gregorian chants vs boom materialism vacant spiritualism Gregorian chants' We are sluts for a story

Humans are not meant to have survived this "long" and all our years of rubbish is a fantasmagorical record of how we have always been so short sighted, so woefully unprepared at every turn of history. BUT! BUTTS!

My degree in archaeology was a wet noodle waste of time BUT what it did give me besides an unholy obsession with the Forbidden Picnic is the knowledge that it's an absolute fucking accident that we ever evolved this far & every year we continue is a fluke

Answer the question Golding!!

@gailsimone.bsky.social, have you been moonlighting as a busker?

The sky is the most unwell rancid piss colour right now and it feels like AN OMEN

I hope so!! I can't stop thinking about it!

Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs

Your beauty is beyond compare,
With writhing locks of flaming hair,
The thousand eyes upon your wings are green,
Your voice it is the death of men,
Your angles non-euclidean,
You're biblically accurate, Jolene

Art.

SHE THRIVES

I could...just buy myself a ticket to see Beth Gibbons?? Have a little cryface experience?? A 5.30pm lil menty bee

Just disgoosteng behaviour!! Making me THINK!

Having been a human goat/garbage guts for so long I am so sad I have to pick and choose and be mindful about what I eat. Just so sad that I finally have to take responsibility for my physical health!!!

RIP to one of the greatest minds

Why are all girls and so beautiful?

✨among your stars, my heart✨

a small game about sailing out into the deepest reaches of space after the heat death of the universe

growing small stars in your wake, where every star and constellation you stumble upon has been sown there by another player

There's real idiot-potato-beige-boyfriend + ethereal-delight-stunning-girlfriend vibe in this cafe today and I never really got it until now but it's a plague. Also maybe I am so much gayer than I think

Look the answer is no and I'd rather go back to being called a fat cow