Food Lion: Still the Thickest & Creamiest

Safeway: Perfect for Puppies & Seniors

Safeway: Made with Grass Fed Beef

Taco Bell: Nuggets Inside A Crunchwrap

What is going on with Google maps

google map that says: Kroger Still the Thickest & Creamiest

???

Couldn't possibly be. Because
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Every time! There should be a little meta-communication pop-up on their phones when they hit dial outside of a certain time range.

Tom Köllinsson

Why is this dodo telling his younger self about proposed bills? The intertime communication device can only stay on for so long before it starts over-timeheating and warping the reality around it like a Solo cup in the dishwasher. He should be giving himself stock tips. Get yourself rich, Andy!

The album cover for a recording of several Beethoven piano pieces by renowned French pianist François-Frédéric Guy. The last name is of course pronounced like clarified butter. But in my joke, you see, it's pronounced like the English word "guy". So it's like the speaker couldn't remember his last name and just said "guy" (English pronunciation again). That's why the joke funny. Now that I've explained it, if you don't think it's funny, it's a sign that something is wrong with you. No other explanation.

"Who's that French pianist who did a whole Beethoven thing, like playing all the sonatas or whatever it was?"
"Ohhh, yeah, what's his name, that uh

All-day show with DJ Black Coffee headlining. Ran from 1:00 to 9:00. Outdoors.

Axios headline: Vance heads to high-stakes Iran talks: "JD is going to the Super Bowl" (Byline Barak Ravid)

And I hope somebody flushes him.

I was just saying to my daughter (9) last night that as you move into and through adulthood, you figure out the things you don't really need to have and/or express an opinion about, and it turns out there are a lot of them.

Or at least, you should learn that.

This post typed with sore arms that could not finish a new purple V3 at Berkeley Ironworks.

One nice thing about indoor climbing in Oakland is that I am absolutely surrounded by fresh walls. So every week I have new things to fail at. I could fail at home, but that would get repetitive in a hurry. Instead I pay money to go fail in specialized failure atria, but at least it's not boring.

My 9-year-old daughter and I agree that all you Angine de Poitrine nerds are on to something. She doesn't care to hear me talk about microtonal guitar work. She just likes it.

A screenshot of a Google Maps map showing a Whole Foods location, inexplicably labeled "Whole Foods Market Stille the Thickest & Creamiest"

what

guy who had never before heard of baseball before finding a poorly typeset baseball rules manual: You gotta designate a hitler in this game? Man I'm out

I don't know why now, after decades of seeing and successfully parsing the first two words of your post, my brain suddenly decided to read them as "designated Hitler".

Yes I would like one gyozum please

I get it, Windows Hello. Some days I don't even recognize myself.

in an administration defined by unforced errors, "accidentally giving Iran formal control of the Strait of Hormuz" still might be a record-breaker

Yeah, if you're not the first or second person/couple in your social circle to have kids, you probably know people who are desperate to empty their closets into yours.

Wild to me that you seem to be the only person who has posted this absolutely perfect line here. Coen Brothers-level oddity and humor.

sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot

Screenshot of the CNBC home page, showing major US market index futures rising in price. Under the rising prices, the hed "Stock futures rise on report that the U.S. has sent Iran a plan to end the war".

Girlfriend futures rise on report that Bobby has passed a "Do you like me, check yes or no" note to the girl who sits one up and two over from him in Mrs. Harrison's Language Arts class.

There should be a "do not perceive me" option at networking events, because why was I just eating a slice of Costco pizza next to the garbage can in a crowded warehouse when a man in a blazer and leather portfolio looked me in the eye, said "Yum, yum! 😃" and walked away.

A screenshot from Google Maps showing the Census-designated place Nuremberg, a small town in central Pennsylvania. Nuremberg has a hastily-drawn red circle around it.

We really can just do Nuremberg 2.0, if anyone cares to stand up a quick courthouse complex, World's Fair style, in this little town in Pennsylvania.

Saxon Musk, for the man who simply can't smell divorced enough

Every now and then I think about Viktor Orbán's little haircut and get angry all over again.

Now we've got no think and no fluence

I dunno man, I've ended up back in the software racket, which apparently is a dying trade, what with computers these days. So maybe I'm not qualified to comment.

Scratch that "maybe".

Some of us can't even manage that consistently or sustainably.