Donk ass.

I am so glad to have my dislike of them continuously justified at every turn

all too common 49ers L

Swords

i don’t get this post. is it supposed to be funny

Time for a god damn break

I’m wearing a shirt with one of his cats on it right now!!!!

B. Kliban

B. Kliban

I only keep mine up for work stuff but I hate having to look at it lmfao

linkedin is such a hellish platform man

a cartoon car with the letter a on the front ALT: a cartoon car with the letter a on the front

LeBron hitting that fadeaway jumper

Cave bear <3

whoa... I didn't even know that was possible

the grape ones or strawberry ones

this is just like TWISTER (1996) and TWISTERS (2024)

tornado vacation baby

idk it's been harder to fully enjoy things lately

its gonna suck if I can't get any writing done or if I just stress myself out about what the fuck is happening at work while I'm gone

very excited to have this long weekend off but also very nervous

猫咪

1) Influential right-wing figures say "they're the enemy, hate them" using lies, cherry-picks, and exaggerations

2) Followers believe them, get increasingly riled up

3) "The people don't trust the institutions, it's the institutions' fault"

4) Repeat 1

Worked on elections, higher ed, and more.

there are so many beautiful women named rate limit exceeded in my notifications

atheists get mad at me whenever i say this, but i 100% believe that dinosaurs really existed. their fossils have been found all over the world

My superbowl winning edge is straight up posting unproblematic conspiracies on twitter

“i’m a piece of shit” -> “i was cut from the cloth of god” -> “nothing is real” -> “what am i gonna eat”

peace of shit

tax day

Kommo-o

what about REVIVAL (2027), is that anything to anyone

I'm really not interested in a world where every second of my life is surveilled.

deer anthros are so cute I want to kiss them all