The most insane good luck charm in football history worked.

Does have an iPhone charger, I suppose that’s the woke 2020s version

Will be using that many times tonight I feel

At a funeral/memorial thing and there’s a woman with a black jacket with a red ‘balenciaga’ on the back, all can I think of is this

Irish cats.

Won’t have time, but I have already been!

No I’m flying to City but going straight to my gf’s parents for a couple days then straight back to the airport without really doing anything in between ahah

Going to Belfast tomorrow but will likely spend no actual time in Belfast.
Work that one out.

There is a very simple reason why the UK government refuses to acknowledge the genocide in Gaza.

If they did, they would be admitting their own complicity in one of the greatest crimes of our time.

End all arms sales to Israel, now.

A classic.

Fair play I'd have lost my mind and started a midlife crisis called "Ludonautics" too

Christ it really did turn dark

Watching Wind River.
Subtitles unavailable so I’ll probably miss half of what’s going on because no one knows how to do audio in films anymore

Playing footy tonight was certainly an experience…
Gonna come down with man flu tomorrow 100%

4 pictures of Divock Origi

This Monday is really testing the will to live and I’ve only been awake for half an hour

I don’t think Tilda Swinton is an actor. I believe all that stuff really happened to her

Did think the adverts seemed longer than usual

Morgan Freeman is in this??

Watching Tom Cruise’s Oblivion (2013).
Their space house is very nice it must be said.

Whacking Day Simpsons episode on C4, what a 22 minutes of entertainment

First rewatch of Topgun: Maverick.
This film rocks.

Tickled me

Mad that they won 7 in a row, no wonder French footy isn’t massively popular when they’ve essentially had 2 dynasties winning everything this century

This is the exact twee shite that people on twitter were mocking

Imagine defending like that after you’ve scored a 96th minute equaliser

I don’t think they’ll be the same people at all!

We want the alter ego

When your league is essentially non-competitive (and only 60 years old), the rivalries don’t quite run as deep