Perfection

Had a similar situation with my brother when he graduated college and I didn’t know to hold my tongue back then, so I said “wow, I wish I’d written a book when I was 23 and knew everything! I’d be rich!” and he got SO MAD at me 😂

Your music homework today is listening to Nothing Compares 2 U while contemplating the massive loss of Prince’s genius in the 10 years since he passed

Smoked a fat bowl, went for a swim, now basking in the sun like a [stoned] lizard

Selfie! I’m wearing a navy tube top, jean shorts, and a full beat on my face

The reformulated Dior Forever Skin Glow foundation is worth every penny

Stoney Baloney

If anyone needs a fun playlist for today, I have a pretty good long one!
open.spotify.com/playlist/7u1...

420: having a dab with my morning tea

I love her so much. I’ve got to try for tickets when she adds more dates to the tour

I taught Walker to high five recently, just for fun. Now every time we have a little talk, I ask him for a high five at the end, and it feels like we’re really communicating!

hello it's walgreens calling you for the 5th time with an update about your prescription :) it's still not ready. fuck you

Oh me too, I was not at the show in person (but I’m still hoping I can catch her on this tour somewhere!) but even though watching it on video, I still died

Hi yes me!!! Did you die when you heard it? I died and am writing this from beyond the grave.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

It’s offensive and hurtful watching a friend plan a fun vacation when they owe you a large amount of money

I’m laying in this thing listening to Fleetwood Mac and I’m NEVER getting out

Pool floatie bed with a canopy!!!!!

New office

It’s BAD

I feel awful for her, I’m worried about her finances since she’s on a small fixed income, and also I just can’t handle one more thing

My grandma got scammed and screen shared her laptop with her Walmart, Amazon, and bank user names and passwords, and she wired the bad guys $5,000 🫠

Me floating in the pool on a pink heart raft wearing a camo bikini and sunglasses

Not couchrotting, not bedrotting, but a secret third thing: poolrotting

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Selfie of me in the pool wearing a plum top

Swimming after Pilates was the highlight of my day

Me wearing wide leg jeans, a black boatneck top with white polka dots, black platform sandals, big gold earrings, and skinny sunglasses

Zoomers have been complimenting my outfit left and right today!

Taking any and all thoughts, prayers, and well wishes for my father in law during his viewing today and for his loved ones, especially his kids

Mirror selfie of me in a long black dress, black hells, and a black lacy shawl

Sent my best friend a snap of my outfit for FIL’s viewing and she said “okay Janet Snakehole!!” 😂

It was unreal! The name on the menu was “The Snow White.” Next time I’m going to try “The Purple Coconut” which is lavender & coconut!

What did you drop? That sucks. Toe breaks hurt! I think I’ve broken all my fingers and all my toes over the years

Waddle of Muscovy ducks in a parking lot

Never beating the “irl Disney princess” allegations! A waddle of Muscovy ducks chilling next to my truck

🎶dumb ways to die🎶

Dropped my Stanley on my foot and I have an enormous bruise

Pope Leo XIV was seen spinning a basketball on his finger in Saint Peter's Square during a visit from the US exhibition basketball crew, the Harlem Globetrotters. One of the players helped the pontiff with the classic trick in front of a cheering crowd.