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can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

Omg same🤣🤣🤣

We will temporarily be pausing Bluesky sign-ups while our team continues to resolve the existing performance issues. We’ll keep you updated when invite codes will resume functionality.

We’re excited to welcome more users to our beta soon!

Hello, Twitter people checking their Bluesky accounts because Twitter is currently down 👋

Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.

You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/

Are we posting pictures here yet? Are we?🫣👀

This app desperately needs more Black people.

I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t want Ghanaian men to be attracted to me 😭 because they come with homophobia, transphobia, fat phobia like everything anti human. Just stay in to I misery and leave me alone 😭.

Lmaoooooo we need to keep eyes on you this boy🤣

Aren't we all?

🐈Have a good evening 🐾 Meow🌖

The last two days of the month turning out to be everything the entire month wasn’t 🥰

I hope we are calling out Bluesky handles "biskies" instead of saying "handle" 🥺

😂😂😂

Post: Drops
Posting: Drizzling
Going Viral: Making it Rain

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Working in a car at a funeral. So basically working my self to death, while celebrating a life.

Okay but now that you say it…..

You’ve started🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes you're anxious about how the month will go because you have no prospective gigs, and then suddenly you get a phone call and someone's asking you for your rates.

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

I feel like I want a new tattoo

An orange cat looking sweetly blank

Ok. Let’s figure this out

This app feels like the calm right before the shit hits the fan, loving it

This place feels like class with a substitute teacher who is totally fucked