My boyfriend helped, and he has exclusive access to that:)

It was! I finished a lot faster than usual, but it was still worth it

Very good! Do you do commissions of this sort of thing?

You and I would take it in turns

I volunteer

Can I fill it?

I'm a man and your profile says you photograph beautiful women. But other than that, great eye for detail

Can't cum til Friday night, and I know it will be worth it, but my legs are already shaking

Have a birthday every week, I wouldn't notice

as to terminology:

COCK is my favorite.

followed by dick.

penis is too clinical.

dong, schlong, willy… meeeh, not sexy.

thanks for tuning in to my CockTalk!

It got even better. Caught a glimpse of something I don't think I've actually seen before, at the airport. Cottaging!

I'm currently enjoying the grand old tradition of Brits abroad who like to take their shirts off a little too often. A lad lifted his arms up and his friends sniffed his pits 👀

Tbh I assumed they're all openly gay

Go on

And I'm very happy I get to see it:)

Does anyone know of any UK-based artists or photographers who are looking for nude models? I've never done it before, but I'd love to try it

Love the poster and what's in front of it 🔥

If there’s a time in your life when you’re *not* amused that someone was once called Dick Bumhole, I don’t want to reach it.

Yes sir, I'd love to:)

The sunshine has sent me wild! I love it, it seems to nourish me like superman but lock up your sons/husbands/uncles/brothers! If it keeps up your masc aunties better watch out too

If you have a big butt and you’re wearing tight shorts at the gym My workout is basically over because I’ll be staring the entire time in a perverted way and No you’re not imagining it

Want, not need

Good news! bsky.app/profile/alte...

Of course! Seems so obvious now you've said it

😘

Nescafé advert, “…we captured the unique aroma of roasting and grinding…”

The Mr & I have each other looks

I can't do that grower v shower trend, because my dick always refuses to stay soft if it knows I'm taking a pic

Good morning. Happy Tuesday.

I’m starting the day with a bit of homophobic abuse from my fridge. I thought I had raised it better!

Je Téléphone á la Police.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I got confused between two conversations I'm having with my bf, one about sex and the other about a café we visited earlier. This made him say "I enjoyed the bread I had today, but being bred is definitely better." Two of my favourite things, not sure I'd want to combine the two