Behold the donut

Man wish I could hit Newport Jazz this year but alas too much already on my summer calendar.

Thought this was Michael Scott for a second

Really hard to find a good coffee flavor.

When you look a website and suddenly every single ad on everything you open is for that shit. Immediate ban and no purchase from me

Good luck! I have like triple authorization set up on that

I have never seen this as a choice for a security question before but I dig it

I just found out he’s 78 and has two young kids. He said he has a “young lady wife”

Client just said something scared the “bajeebees” out of him

🤔

Hope so! 🙌🙏🏼

He feels terrible. 😞

I honestly don’t think they’ll make me pay for it. School instruments are so beat up usually.

But he feels awful

“Mom I broke an upright bass at school. the pickup came out and the endpin fell out as i was putting it back in, bass fell on the drum kit and got decapitated”

Slightly panicking about whether I’ll need to pay for this 🫣🙀🥴

Just yelled Are You Up for the fourth time in five minutes

Getting a 16 year old boy outta bed for school is rough

Had planned to send you a fun package with stuff but the longer time went by I realized I had to just send the darn thing before I lost it lol

Go B go!!! 🏃 🙌

Have a great birthday! 🎉

Yes!

Haha I did on Friday

Never watched The Wire. Hitting play on episode 3.

Welp guess I’m gonna have Walk Away stuck in my head all week

Maybe I’ll check em out!

Yeah it’s rough for my roomies @paytheslacker.bsky.social 🥴

Bagpipe band

Oh I been practicing yoga for 23 years and a student of an Ayurvedic doctor for 5 years. I am well educated on how to care for my body and mind. I just struggle with actually doing it!

Two biggest most annoying ADHD traits:

I never put caps fully on things. This leads to a lot of messes

I cannot just relax. Feel lazy and like I’m just wasting time

Seconded

Sunday

In 20+ years of doing yoga I’ve never regretting going…. but ive often regretted not