@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social I'd never actually seen her

@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @murrigellas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social average for the price. You are paying for the fibreglass

Wellington sushi shop accidentally sells Coke bottle full of soy sauce The store apologised and said it would not happen again.

Vows to actually return after drinking a coke (“a refreshing, sweet, fizzy drink”) that was actually soy sauce (“the salty condiment”) by mistake and being sick (“the rich, brown regurgitated stomach contents”).

The Donna's on stage in front of a large and fancy Grouse House logo

Zach stares at Broden while holding a microphone

Zach, Broden and Mark are on stage holding mics

The Avant Guard clutches a microphone ominously

Thank you @grousehousetv.bsky.social for the epic launch party. It made us chuffed.

📸 Mark Gambino Photography

For some...this will be a thing of beauty. We didn't tidy it up for the photos. Country Terrine ala Stephanie Alexander, The Cook's Companion...Murrigellas ❤️ Pork, Chicken, Chicken livers being the meat content FYI.

open wide

@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @danilic.bsky.social Kyle sandilands has not suffered enough humiliation yet

Burgemeester Marlutje Jackers van Herstappe zit met 2,5 miljoen kilo frietaardappelen die niemand wil | VRT NWS Nieuws In heel het land krijgen boeren hun frietaardappelen niet verkocht. Ook in de kleinste gemeente Herstappe is dit een probleem. Aardappelteler Marlutje Jackers, die tussen de soep en de patatten ook nog burgemeester is, zit met een overschot van 2,5 miljoen kilo frietaardappelen die ze niet verkocht krijgt. "De aardappelen zijn 0 euro waard. Wat ik er nu mee moet? Ik zou het niet weten", geeft ze toe.

Meanwhile in Belgium: Nobody wants to buy my 2,500 tonnes of potatoes

@superjude81.bsky.social @sincespacies.bsky.social @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com creature battles added to...no mans sky...for some reason?!

Well not 10 years ago or more when the car was probably designed

A political cartoon by Megan Herbert showing the Earth in a hospital bed, hooked up to a monitor and a drip. The monitor, measuring adrenaline and cortisol, the stress hormones registers erratic dips, troughs and spikes which are a match for President Trump's signature. The IV drip, labelled "patience" is running out. Over Iran and the Straight of Hormuz are a couple of basic bandaids, labelled "2 weeks". Not pictured is anyone in a position of authority doing anything meaningful to fix the root cause of the ailment.

Hypertension.
My cartoon in today's @theageaustralia.bsky.social and @sydmorningherald.bsky.social

War Memorial To Move Ben Roberts-Smith’s Medals To Special New Exhibit — The Shovel As part of the interactive exhibit, visitors will be able to take out their ‘weapon’, aim and then fire indiscriminately, just as Ben would have done.

As part of the interactive exhibit, visitors will be able to take out their ‘weapon’, aim and then fire indiscriminately, just as Ben would have done.

theshovel.com.au/2023/06/06/w...

Baby pengie chewing on another baby pengie

We are so humiliated by a recent typo about our island by the DISGUSTING news site called CNN, our Government is investigating the matter, and will persecute them for the FAKE WORD NEWS STUFF. To further distract you from this disgrace , PLEASE THANK ME FOR DIRECTING YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PHOTO -PM

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I love everyone who is posting photos of my book with their cats, pug dogs, sexy faces, morning cappucinos, favorite bookshops, and life. I cannot tell you how full my heart is that this book is out in the world

@superjude81.bsky.social @sincespacies.bsky.social @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com plz sue them nintendo plz

I did my part.

We used the chicken livers left over from the Country Terrine, to make pàtè. Murrigellas ❤️

@admorgan.bsky.social @sleafordmods.bsky.social one of the lambrini-girls hurt their neck and got brain injury stage diving

@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social spin the wheel and see which "comedian" blocks me on all socials after this micf. Child! It's like being angry at the ground or the sky!

That's why he left it there

@admorgan.bsky.social @danilic.bsky.social @tonymartin.bsky.social @squirrelcomedy.bsky.social jokes about men with podcasts are "hack" now apparently. Also french clown school attendees

Sorry, God

"Rayguns" – The Peep Tempel YouTube video by Wing Sing

@bennjordan.bsky.social This song means something different now www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI3y...

"Rayguns" – The Peep Tempel YouTube video by Wing Sing

@sleafordmods.bsky.social Singing about ICE 10 years ago! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI3y...

'TANG, BABY 🦧 YouTube video by Neil Cicierega

@sleafordmods.bsky.social Here's a remix! RRR FM 100% played Bustin' on air one time www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwq8...

Pumpkin, Mrs Farnsworth - Interrobang Cartel YouTube video by Tim Chuma

@danielbowen.au Old trams and tram infrastructure features here www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jM...

Pumpkin, Mrs Farnsworth - Interrobang Cartel YouTube video by Tim Chuma

@danilic.bsky.social When you hear who is singing this you'll shit brix www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jM...

Drinkin' with the SAS - Cosmic Psychos YouTube video by Tim Chuma

@danilic.bsky.social This counts as an original music video! I "found" the video on the Defence Australia website. Ross Knight got sent the video on a CD video disc (no computer) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN0q...

The Great Cheese Riot of Nottingham - 5 Minute History YouTube video by History of Everything

@murrigellas.bsky.social Cheese! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffxn...