Happy Earth Day! 🌎

The entire Epstein regime needs to go to prison for life

OMG I got the best gift ever….

#sarcasticfiction is its own genre.

Trump: TX, I need you to find me 5 more seats
TX: you got it.
Newsom: CA, I would like the people to vote on new maps that will give us 5 seats to counter TX
CA: you got it
Spanberger: VA I'm asking you to follow in CA footsteps to counter GOP gerrymandering
VA: you got it, we voted, it's a yes.

Rabbits use a laser pointer to lure a cat to pounce on it. The bunnies hide behind a small table. As the cat is distracted, two cornered mice take the chance to run in the other direction.

Daily bunny no.3296 creates a distraction

Wordle 1,768 3/6
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Someone needs to locate the patrons of the shutdown pizza parlor next to the freshly-detonated weirdo brewery. Yeah, we acquired that bldg in the estate sale, too. Feels like a total wink-wink cover-up. Name's dead giveaway: Pizza of the/for the/by the Belligerently Ignorant. (Sign found out back.)

Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

Spiritually toothless and fanged
(and the ones pretending as either)
alike and all together
can fuck off forever.

People who support people who support really deranged & disgusting things & vote against stopping the really deranged & disgusting things tells you everything you ever need to know about those people. Sure, they will argue how right & good it all is & attempt to level, distract, & confuse.

Nuh-uh.

Gonzo could make it in the movies. JS 🐈 🛸 🎥

Orange and white cat on a shelf next to a large yellow plastic toy helicopter. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% trespassed on the helicopter shelf (the classic)

Behaviores Report: tha clazzik! 95% goode, 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve

You must not ever stop being whimsical, Mary Oliver says. (And I for one agree.)

Fantasy Uncanny Hidden Flatlands Church Daily Bulletin: Finance Council, 10am, Complimentary Doughnuts, to Host the ART Committee; Topic: Mega-Church Mobile, Vision to Fruition (Godly Not Gaudy). Chuck, Mr. & Mrs. Edward Jones & Also Myrtle Expected Absent From Finance Council (Vacation, Unrelated).

A softly textured warm beige background with a fluffy black cat centered at the bottom. The cat has wide, round white eyes and delicate whiskers spreading outward, giving it a gentle, attentive expression. Above the cat, in simple white handwritten-style text, it reads: “I hope that no matter how busy things get, you don’t forget to rest, eat well, and be gentle with yourself.” The overall mood is calm, comforting, and caring.

A poster with a colorful stack of books on the left and this text on the right: “Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.” ~ Jeff Zentner

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK

"Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.”
~ Jeff Zentner

I bet the Obama Presidential Library will have books.

Best babysitter ❤️

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Wave 142 (in the Sea of Greens) #WordleBadge
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Four bunnies play cards around a table, using red checker pieces and some acorns as chips. They are in a small parlor, and one of the bunnies is nibbling his cards.

Daily bunny no.3295 is feeling lucky

Two quotes from Isaac Asimov; 1920 - 1992

1) "The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."

2) "The easiest way to solve a problem is to deny it exists."

Fantasy Uncanny Hidden Flatlands Church Daily Bulletin: Pentecost Is 33 Days From Tomorrow, Folks, Now who's Getting Excited?! Pastor Rob-Rob & Dixie Just Picked Up & Drove the Luxe Bus In For Customization! Click For 'Before' Pix On our Church Website, Under "Mobile Mega-Church." Truly Visionary!

“The only clue to what man can do is what man has done.” - R.G. Collingwood

“If Frog wants to be alone,” said the Turtle, “why don’t you leave him alone?”

“Maybe you are right,” said Toad. “Maybe Frog does not want to see me. Maybe he does not want me to be his friend anymore.”

Reality's an odd bird of prey.

I like Dorian Gray jokes.

... they never get old.

The FC has gone on holiday

“Peace and quiet?
Yes.
For me.

Waving goodbye…
purely out of politeness.

Goodbye FC.
Safe travels.

No rush back.
At all. ✈️

Ps: don’t forget to stop at duty-free for some nice perfume