IT'S HAPPENING?

Looked like it was about to happen a while back and then it didn't. LET'S GO!!!

Imagine if two half-human fantasy creatures had a baby, and the baby got the human half of both.

Like a centaur and a Minotaur had two kids, one of them is half horse and half bull, the other is just some guy.

This was BEFORE the raccoon story dropped. Satire is officially dead.

I want RFK Jr. to give a full, detailed report on the discoveries he made studying that raccoon dih

Today, the Liberals rejected our NDP motion to ban surveillance pricing - a dystopian practice that will drive up costs for Canadians if we allow it to take root.

The NDP is the only party fighting to protect you from getting ripped off at the checkout.

#cdnpoli The NDP coming in second place in University-Rosedale is pretty good all things considered. These are Liberal strongholds at a time when the Liberals are surging, so doubling our votes in one of them is a win! Hopefully @avilewis.ca can keep the momentum moving forward.

A series of draft tweets, reading "ayo why he ourple? why he ourple? why he ourple? UNHAND ME. Please. please."

Last thing the Mauler twins saw before they died #Invincible

Which came first? The war to distract from the Epstein files, or the Epstein files to distract from the war? 🐔🥚

Genuine question, who do you vote for if you don't want to end up with a Liberal MP?

Carney is being asked whether *any* politician is welcome in the Liberal caucus and he’s basically saying yes.

There’s no line in the sand — as long as they tell *him* they support Liberal values, they’re welcome to the Liberal Party to grow his majority power.

Yikes.

You’ve heard of force choking. Get ready for…

Force testicular torsion

In situations like this, I don't really like the "TACO" memes. Is the implication that you'd think more highly of him if he'd gone through with it? I don't like trying to egg on a madman to be even more mad.

Speaker Johnson, we are calling on you to bring the House back to DC IMMEDIATELY!

The Cabinet needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. But Congress can’t just sit on its hands and wait for that to happen when the President is threatening to commit war crimes TONIGHT.

Screenshot of a post from Donald Trump: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

The President of the United States is openly threatening to commit genocide against 90 million people.

Prime Minister Carney: if there was ever a moment to denounce this illegal war, withdraw your support, and call for accountability for war crimes—it’s now.

Wtf would Palpatine have done if Tup's chip had failed at some other time, and he'd killed Anakin instead of some other rando

Knife Out

#Invincible
Mark and Eve had the idea for Invincible Inc because they weren't sure how they could afford to move out together...

Couldn't Eve just conjure another golden apple like she tried to do for her parents?

Just realized something about #Invincible.

The Scourge virus wiped out most of the Viltrumites when Nolan was like 18, and now he's almost 1000.
So in ~900+ years, the Viltrumites didn't re-propagate their people to more than 50?

The effort to stop rising antisemitism is not helped by accusing people of referring to Jewish people when they say they’re against rich pedophiles or genocide.

8-1? So even two of three liberal justices struck it down? Disgraceful.

Congratulations @avilewis.ca on becoming the new leader of Canada's NDP!

I will say that I was critical of him during the campaign, but I'm going to give him a chance, because we need to rebuild Canada's left, and I hope he can pull it off.

Imagine playing Pokemon Let's Go Eevee. Like wtf.

Your starter is a normal-type Pokemon whose entire purpose is that it evolves into many different types, but this one does not evolve.

A politician with the guts to say it:
"No American child from the blue collar or the middle class should have to die fighting in Iran. Let the Epstein class fight the Epstein War."
- Premier Wab Kinew at the NDP national convention, Winnipeg.

I'd ask if Trump himself voted in it, but he probably doesn't know the State House exists.

Weird music take: The artist saying their own name in a song goes hard, but in moderation.

Example:

"Who wanna rock with Jennie, like Jennie, like Jennie, like Jennie," CRINGE!

"My friends are saying shut up Jennie, just get in the car." FUCKS.

7) "adultery" We all know.
8) "shall not steal" A whole career of lying, cheating, and stealing
9) "Bear false witness" The 2020 Election Lie, among many others.
10) "Covet thy neighbour's goods" There's probably a lot you could say for this. Does Greenland count as "thy neighbour's goods"?

4) "Keep the Sabbath holy" some might argue golfing on weekends while his policies starve millions counts.
5) "Honor thy father and mother" He certainly honors his father's legacy of greed and KKK ties, so I'll give him that one.
6) "shall not kill" All the countries he's bombed

Let's go one by one
1) "Gods before me" He is God in his own deluded world
2) "Graven image" using charity money to pay for portraits of himself probably counts.
3) "Lord's name in vain" claiming that God calls on him to enact a xenophobic and murderous agenda

One of the saddest things in comedy is when someone can't tell the difference between
"People are offended by you for being an edgy truth teller"
and
"You're just lame and unfunny"

Bro is out here bearing false witness and coveting EVERYBODY's wives and houses. Just not Dave from next door.