I think #SNL should do a skit where immigrants are trying to learn English by studying Trump's rambling tweets and speeches. Just the capitalization part would be hysterical.

Happy Easter

WSJ headline

America: shoots $1.2 million missiles at $400 drones.
Also America: can’t find $7 for school lunch.

I know there are already reports of murder and abuse in the US concentration camps, but I think once we know the full scope it will be earth shattering. I think it will make Abu Ghraib look tame.

Well I guess this war is good for some people.

Donald Trump is a pedophile.
A coward.
The absolute worst of America.

The world is on fire,
and people all over the world are being murdered
To cover up his rape of children.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

-signed,
A normal fucking American
who has eyes and ears

Read this for what it is. Trump is desperate and scared.

If you don't like this war, wait a week, maybe you'll like the next one.

Arrest the goddamn president

Hey @billmaher @MarshaBlackburn is this the “liberation” and “happiness” they should be grateful for?

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I'm so glad the price of eggs is lower.

Me looking at my insurance bill 👇

Are we winning yet?

Since this post. Trump has arrested the president of Venezuela, put troops in Ecuador, threatened Colombia, Greenland, Canada, Cuba and Mexico.

I think he wants to install leaders in countries who will pay him like the mob works over a store owner.

WHAT

THE

FUCK

So now that Noem is "Queen of the Americas" is anyone going to ask what that is or why an epic failure gets another big job?

She knows too much is my guess.

🙄

Months ago I said that Trump wants to take over the Americas. Since then he's deposed the Venezuelan President, is conducting "military operations" in Ecuador. He is threatening Mexico and Columbia with military action. The administration has said, "Cuba is next".

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So they told us the Epstein War in Iran was for regime change.

Which new leader do they expect to take the place of Ruhollah Khomeini?

His son....

American evangelism is a cancer that should be eradicated

U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1.5 trillion.

Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.

Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed EIGHT straight audits.

The military industrial complex is cheering today.

Today would be a good day to resign.

100%

I guess TSA will have us removing shoes again soon.

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran he should go be its president for a few months.

Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

BREAKING: The State of the Union has been changed to The Airing of Grievances.

This 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

"Here's a very simple rule of thumb: If you're going to institute a policy that's going to upend your own economy, the global economy, foreign relations and change our position in the world... It's probably best to check that it's constitutional first. "