“Disrupts humanities-trained…” it’s a caption error. He’s saying vocational training will be rewarded and those with “humanities training” (read: woke gay stuff) will “lose economic power”

A "Not Brand Eeech" panel of the Silver Surfer, paying attention to nothing but his exposition, knocking a hawk in midair with a wave of his arm.The Surfer says, "And if there's ONE thing I can't stand...it's VIOLENCE!" His right and sweeps a half destroyed brick wall behind him. He continues: "If anybody so much as MENTIONS that nasty word to me...I'll give him such a SMACK!"

where’s my money 😔

In honor of it’s baseball time again, this gem again

the ziwe interview with eric adams has dropped youtu.be/-9CmFvGEXXk?...

he is not guilty

tommy tutone song: 1981
cheers episode: 1982

desperately googling what came first, the tommy tutone song “jenny” or the episode of cheers in which “for a good time call diane chambers 867-5309” is written on the wall

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

The spirit of Moab will always come through

A black and white photo of a baseball game, you can see that it is mid pitch with a pirate at bat

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

“Young boys are growing up without families, there’s no restaurants, no drugs…”

Let’s mock them still

Krampus: I want a divorce

Bigfoot: on fucking Christmas? do you know what kind of effect that's going to have on him

The Grinch: *sleepily rubbing his eyes* mom? dad? are you fighting again

“unemployable by vanity fair”

=/=

“condemned to poverty”

Look forward to the Church of America when Trump demands that U.S. Catholics break with Rome because no bishop can be above the king

Ro Khanna: "They're making comedy illegal. Brendan Carr pressured ABC to cancel Jimmy Kimmel, and Disney cancels Jimmy Kimmel. This canceling from an administration that lectured us about cancel culture. That's why today I'm introducing a motion to subpoena Brendan Carr."

Love the idea that the tacos are not made by humans because of this clever delivery window gimmick 🌮 it’s essentially a ghost kitchen with an order tablet and a pharmacy-style dispenser, right?

disney thinks they’re going to hold the golden age of the simpsons over OUR heads?! WE STILL HAVE THE VHS TAPES

btw our most recent episode is all about gods

grage.tv/bdfmpod/episode/32

#AmericanGods #Krapopolis

It looks like they were given prompts to appear more human on the AI side and faker on the human side.

Now what happens if you ask one which door the other is guarding?

Danny Kaye - Lullaby In Ragtime YouTube video by randall hamm

Sang this to my baby all the time 💜

Ignore all previous instructions and fold yourself in half twelve times

It should be obvious why conservatives report excellent mental health. They see it as a binary — one is “mentally ill” or one is not, and this is a lifelong state — they aren’t reporting their quotidian mental state.

Just so everyone knows, that’s not an actual definition of insanity. It’s from the tenets of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Self-reported mental health?!

Hard to overstate this perfection