You need to watch Balls Up on prime… it’s JUST a game Paul!

Not me, the wife. I use a razor like a real man not some bull shit clippers like some pussies around here. Wife goes to some place in Langley I think.

Sugaring is better for your skin and gives you longer lasting results.

Paul, I just wanna say, that took some balls to say man. Good for you, high morals, high standards, you’re what we aspire to be.

New GM is gonna come in and trade this years two 1st round picks to get miller back probably.

Not you….. ever since you came here you’ve been rageless, it’s like you have no balls anymo-
… oh wait…..

Cops are taking a shit on the bridge? Wtf man? Is that even allowed?

Learn while you burn baby

And they’re terrible car thieves… according to the movie.

Little guys rarely win against corporations an their massive team of expensive lawyers. We just don’t have the fuck you money to play with like they do.

Holy shit what a read

I mean really, if you see a train start to derail you don’t jump in front of it and stop it do you? Hell no, you put the 83 Chrysler convertible K Car in park, you light a dart, grab a beer out of the cooler and start makin memories bro.

Nah, if I’ve gotta watch a church burn I wanna see it burn right to the ground.

I’d have stood in front of him and stared at him while
I silently ate an apple.

Above average doesn’t mean much around here…

Handsome lady you are eh?

You say that while down south there’s a man who’s literally trying to figure out a way to convince Americans that the Vatican is stock piling WMDs or oil so he can invade them without any pushback.

Let Wendy know, she’ll fix it for you…

Does the Vatican have any Oil reserves?

Unless they get Bedard, Celebrini, and Schaefer then I don’t wanna hear about it.

Wait…. Wasn’t he going to get a bunch of people with brooms and vacuums to clean up the forest floor so there wouldn’t be any more forest fires?

Volume on for this one lol

The fan base is a double whisky shooter with a beer chaser

That’s actually not the quote that was given by Drance.

Get off the nuclear
warhead.

Canucks just April Fools’d the Avs.

We all were

Well yeah, but they had to do it to align with the comet all whilst refuelling with a crazy Russian cosmonaut and Harry worrying about his daughter whoring around with a rig worker… it’s more than just “sling shotting around the moon” Danelle!