Silently grinding her teeth behind her mouth.

"..."

All she writes is "I wish I knew the names of the people who destroyed my beloved SAM. I'd report them too." into the box.

And without a second thought, click! Experience reported.

"Yesterday was my birthday. Nobody noticed!

Because everyone who knew my birthday is dead!"

“Wasn’t fun for anyone else! Although from what I can tell, you don’t seem to care!”

She has her hands up in a shrugging motion. She has no clue if anyone else actually liked it.

"The tooting irritated me and it probably irritated everyone else too!"

She doesn't seem smug about it, rather just honest and blunt.

"..."

Twitch, twitch, goes her eye.

"Surely. Surely you're not stupid enough to not use an anti-virus? Have you tried like. *Any* basic computer safety? At all?"

She just wants out of this conversation, she doesn't even know why she gave Infected the time of day.

// it's definitely very fun!!

She looks down and quietly mutters "you don't seem to be worried about those" under her breath, with gritted teeth.

"...ugh."

She's probably never going to hear the end of this from Infected until the situation is resolved, so...

"Just smash your PC into little bits if you're THAT scared. I'd suggest backing up your files, buuuut I bet you're scared of 'it' infecting your files, too!" (+)

"...Wow! Sounds like someone's been watching too many trashy cheap horror flicks!"

Rolling her eyes with her arms crossed. Infected seemed like such a whiny little kid in her eyes.

"What are you TALKING about."

"...Detailed..."

Putting a hand on her chin, she begins selecting various kinds of "not fine". This list includes, but is not limited to, "I feel unsafe", "I don't like the people around me", "I wish I wasn't here", "I want to go home", "I feel uncomfortable", and so on and so forth.

Taking it, she takes a deep breath to blow into it...

"HFF-!"

But instead just goes to snap it in half over her knee.

"There! Problem solved!"

"...okay!"

Sure, she'll accept this. She spins it over to herself, and takes a look, following the instructions and tapping into the menus, until she reaches "Health and Safety".

"I'm gonna have a loooooot of complaints to make, so we'll be here for a while!"

"Oh, I know how to use a vuvuzela. You just blow in it and ear-piercing noise comes out! It's the world most annoying instrument, but at least it's kinda satisfying to toot in someone's face!"

Which... is what she'll probably do to Unpleasant.

Her teeth grinded against each other as she took her hands off her ears.

"Yes! Actually! Give it to me but try not to get your STENCH on it more than you have!"

"...so you're cr-... n-nevermind, it'll do."

She tried to keep firm and "polite" as ever, standing up straight and brushing any potential dust off her dainty little dress.

"Could you please provide me a panel?"

"...AGH-!"

She covered her ears, falling onto her knees and grimacing angrily at Unpleasant's incessant tooting.

"You-! Suck-!"

She has to stop herself from strangling that thing, but then she takes another look.

"...Nevermind, I don't want to touch you at all!"

"Uh huh cool thanks where can I send a report now."

Is now actually close to Employee. This is the first time she's been willingly close to someone in a while, let alone someone she just met.

"...Please."

There's desperation in her eyes.

Eye twitch.

"There. There's a Health and Safety team I can report to?"

She did not know this, the cuteness in her face being replaced by a mild bewilderment and rage.

"..."

She looks at it with hate-filled eyes.

"Didn't need your awful presence today! Or any day!"

"...Ooooohhh, so you never stop smiling! Got it, great! Another smiling freak in this place."

She says, also smiling herself... admittedly, with gritted teeth.

"Anyways, this place sucks, there are murderers here, and several people make me uncomfortable. That's what you should know!"

"..."

She just looks over at the employee with her usual, anime-esque expression.

"...Why are you looking at me like that?"

"..."

Adjusting her bowtie with a smile. As stressed-looking as usual.

all images taken from the regretevator wiki.

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NOTE: this muse is very likely going to act like an asshole to your muse. none of what the muse says is personal, please do not take it as such! if i'm making you uncomfortable, do let me know.