Anyone know how to hotwire a box truck?

I’d love to see this!

gulf of he can suck my dick

Andy Reid looks like Crosby ate Stills, Nash and Young

Some good samaritans in my community created a neighborhood watch group, and I appreciate that, I really do… but why’d they go and make the logo so damn sexy?

“Babe, what’s our number? Babe. Babe, what’s our number?”

— every husband at a Southwest gate

Just muttered to myself “the Price is Right has gotten too commercial”

Hot take, but the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has gotten too corporate