I went to the gym at 5:45 AM (I’m in my fitness era) and it was somehow more packed than it was at noon on Sunday

Glad I’m into Boys Who Smell Bad because why the fuck did I just go to target and deodorant was $17

hey, can you lower your face a bit? I need to sit down real quick 😌

If anyone wants to be friends on Story Graph, message me, I am very interested in that right now <3

Why are there urinals next to a toilet with no divider

Me napping and sunbathing in just a diaper. #abdl #diaperboy #padded

Me in a few weeks when the kink at pride discourse starts:

neverrrrrrrrrr

Is the "flying color" you speak of yellow?

Mommy lovingly spoons the laxative and fibre supplement into your morning bottle.

You're still sound asleep in your crib.

As she's preparing your morning meal she muses about how embarrassed you're going to be when you make big pushies in the park.

She's going to enjoy it.

#abdl #goodboyfics

I’m not sure if it was a brand so much as it was just one guy. I bought one in 2020 and the return address was just the one dude.

It’s my birthday 🎉 You should celebrate by filling your diaper 😇

It's my birthday this weekend 😇 I'm going to be a menace about it 😇

Cutie!!!!!

Thank you for having us!!

🥹

Diaper

All three, diva! Subaru Outbacks!

I was up past my bedtime last night and now I feel like I have been hit by three cars

He is SO organized I love it

Oh sweetie I peaked long ago!

Okay now that I’ve had my coffee I’ve come up with a good punchline. *ahem*

I’ve heard of scheduling the babysitter, but this is ridiculous!

👀👀👀

Am I having Capcon FOMO or do I just need a man in a soaked diaper to sit on my face for 45 minutes

🎶 This is for all my puppies who don’t get hyped enough (hey, puppies)

If you’ve been done wrong, then this your song, so turn it up 🎶

!!!

I still do but I spell it different now

Oh that's not nearly enough, you should work on that

Cato's hot and interesting and he only smells bad 73% of the time, if you live in Boston go live with him!

Psssst. If you're reading this, you should push all your big boy thoughts into your diaper. Don't think too hard about it!

Aren't they literally selling onesies with AI art?