This tracks. Buy a subscription.😉

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

New Taylor mini-e guitar on a stand in the corner next to my husband’s Epiphone

Taylor Mini-e neck shot, showing the 20 frets

So this happened yesterday. I haven’t really played in 25 years, not that I ever really “played”.

But isn’t she cute and petite? There is such a surprising warmth out of it, I almost sound like I can strum a chord or two…..

I know I’m glad I’m not a tanker captain.

It’s only blasphemy if you wear a halo. Got it.😐

It’s glitch day!

Or *fur*thest 😉

I can cancel every one of my monthly subscriptions. Except that one. 😐

A powerful man sexually pursuing a young woman who works for him is oppressive. It immediately limits and reshapes her future to her detriment, whether she is physically forced into it or not. It’s coercion either way, and that is why it’s so wrong. It’s an abuse of power.

I believe women when they say that they have been assaulted.

Yeah, I’m going to blame the patriarchy.🤷🏼‍♀️

He hasn’t spoken in complete sentences since 2003. WTF🤦🏼‍♀️

Long story short, but we match my friend!

We call it “brenner”🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

xhusband would trap me in a closet or bathroom by blocking the door with his body so he could verbally assault me. His most common threat was to tell me to “go ahead and call the cops. I’ve got twenty minutes before they get here. If I’m going to jail, it’s gonna be good”

Today felt just like that.

Tacos or nukes. Can I have a different menu please?

I think I’ll have gyros in honor of our Birthday That Could Have Been.

He really put an exclamation point to doom scrolling today.

I hope this isn’t awkward, but this seems like a safe place to drop this.

When I was having my heart attack a couple weeks ago, one of my first thoughts was something like “well, you can’t live like you did and not expect this”, and also, “it was totally worth it.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

They should probably make it home first. He gets emotional and reactive when his shortcomings are addressed.😉

You know who is a little scared? This military mom is a little scared.
😐

Your editing skills are amazing!

Well, now I just looked and you don’t follow me back. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

(You should though 😉)

In all fairness, I skipped church and dropped the f bomb too.🤷🏼‍♀️

Perhaps he's starting a "time of death" pool.

Someone is tweeting all this shit. I’m not convinced it’s the president tho.

I’m going to remain hopeful until there is proof of life….

Gotta hold onto hope….🤷🏼‍♀️

When the absolute best case scenario is wide scale market manipulation, and worst case is all out nuclear war?

Yeah, fucken bleak.