I like that when I go grocery shopping, little elderly ladies tend to ask me to help get something off of higher shelves.

Makes me feel almost 6 feet tall. :D

One of the best signs of spring is hearing the toads from all the marshy areas around us.

I don't care what anyone in this household says, but cold pizza and chocolate milk still counts as breakfast.

#ColdPizza #ChocolateMilk #Breakfast

Traitors on Peacock is my latest guilty pleasure.

#Traitors #Peacock #AlanCumming

I swear that Elwood thinks that he's a cat, sometimes...

I was a good boy at my doctor appointment this morning. You better believe I'm getting a sucker!

Watching Olympic Ski Jumping. I'd love to see the jumpers wear those wingsuits that the skydivers wear so we can really see how far they could go.

#Olympics #SkiJump

Do birds have any awareness of how cute their little bird footprints are in the snow?

I've been able to get my son interested in older horror movies, and we just watched this last Friday. He's learning to appreciate the classics.

It's really Elwood and Mabel's couch. They just let us sit on it occasionally. Wish they'd straighten it up once in a while, though.

Just read this quote, and it's dang near perfect...

"The older you get, the smaller your circle becomes. You realize you would rather have 2 quarters than 50 pennies."

There's something therapeutic about washing the bedding and putting the flannel sheets on the bed when it gets colder.

She'll never suspect.

Apparently, I have a preference when it comes to flavored drinks. Honestly, I didn't realize it until I glanced over my desk.

my daughter was not impressed with my interpretive dance to the theme song of "The Great North."

#TheGreatNorth #DadDance

One of the perks of traveling to Ohio from Michigan.

#Yuengling #HockingHills

It's hard to tell from the picture, but the moon has an amazing color tonight. It's like copper. It's actually quite beautiful.

I don't care how hot it is, Satan. I'm not sucking on anyone's toe for five minutes unless they're buying me dinner first...

Once I bait this properly with donuts and bacon, there should be a Bigfoot nesting in it by the end of spring.

#Bigfoot #Bobo

The rice crispee etiquette in this household is severely lacking.

#RiceCrispee #ObnoxiousFamilt

Ugh. Whatever is seeping out of our poodle, Mabel's rear end smells like raw sewage that's been baking in the sun and then scooped up and microwaved with fish.

I always find it therapeutic watching squirrels chase each other around the truck of our tree.

I don't remember setting a "Wet poodle nose to the face" wake-up call last night...

#PoodleWakeUpCall #StandardPoodle

I was helping my son fix something that he bought that had a metal pin sticking out too far and somehow, I managed to pinch my finger with wire cutters and caused a couple of small blood blisters to form.

So, of course, I had to make a face out of it. And that isn't easy to do with my left hand. :)

So my son decided to try his hand at making homemade licorice, and while it did not turn out successfully, I do believe that he has found the lost secret to Roman concrete.

#licorice #RomanConcrete

I'm a firm believer in second chances. I feel people can grow and heal after self-realization about who and what they were and the hurt they've caused others and can make honest efforts to be better and learn to be who they should be, not only for others but for themselves...

But, GARY!! NOOOOO!!!!

There's something very rewarding about completely stripping the bed down and washing all the sheets, pillow cases, comforter, etc and finally assembling that big comfy jigsaw puzzle knowing that in a few short hours I'll have an eighth of it all to myself when my wife and dog are also in the bed.

Proud dad. I made chicken carnitas tonight, and my daughter made and ate 12 tacos from it.

One dozen. The crunchy taco shells.

12. I've never eaten 12 tacos in one sitting. I could. Well, at least I used to be able to. But I didn't.

#Tacos #ChickenCarnitas

It's that time of the year when the moon is at just the right spot in the night sky to shine through my bedroom shades, right into my eyes.

Moonlight is a good recharge.

So I'm sitting in the waiting room while my son is having surgery, and I'm scrolling through videos on my phone, and i have a question about one I came across.

Now, I've never been to a chiropractor, so I'm curious. Do people really fart that much when they have an adjustment? Be honest...