My presence is my gag gift

Do you want to know who else was falsely imprisoned and pierced for our sins?

Sorry for who I was when I was a twink

The creepy old people at the grocery store really liked this outfit so I hope the gay people in my phone will like it too.

I finally after starting from a fresh file (very dumb idea lol) got to the epilogue of Hades 2 and what a disappointment. I've been playing early access since day one I've been looking forward to the ending for over a year and ugh super lame ending.

What's up losers (jk you are all winners ily mwah mwah mwah)

You can't meep this up

Outfit goes spinny

New personal best highest level boon

Whoa big number (It did not help I died almost immediately)

Whoa

I keep forgetting that I have a Bluesky

Have a nice gay

Normalize tossing strangers 10 feet into the air

Literally!

It fucking baffles me how many libs in blue states cannot comprehend that red states do not vote 100% Republican. Quit shouting FAFO at marginalized people in red states that litterally did not vote for this but will feel the brunt of it anyway. The utter lack of empathy is just like the other side.

Apparently people online know me as the girl that says meep and wears black lipstick so heres me doing none of those things but tomorrow who knows?

Everyone: Watch JoJo it's peak

JoJos Bizarre Adventure: "...but worst of all a dubious sexuality that you wouldn't expect from a man"

Wtf is this show 😭

PBS didn't "become woke". You grew up to be a bad person.

I forgot to post my gay little outfit from last weekend

What the actual fuck 😭

They call me Jeffrey the way I dom her

"Where's Jonah?"
*The whale patting his suspiciously Noah shaped belly*
"I ....oh ...uhhhh geez..I...don't know"

Catturd T™ & @catturd2 Follow The last 3 or 4 weeks the algorithm has been so bad on X - it's hard to justify putting 12-15 hours a day on here and busting your ass when you just get throttled to hell and back for no reason.

why would you admit to this?

I'm a chuckster
*Immediately hurls you 20ft in the air*

Meep

I love that off brand Dr Pepper will keep Dr in the name so you know what it tastes like. It's like that genre of pop is Dr flavored

Cis people
Please don't use trans people to uplift a pope that actually hated us
Thx

This is my application to be the next Pope