Heh. Real ones watch "Dr. Gregory House M.D." (md stands for mi dios). Niche stuff.

"emailing my representative right now" is like sending letters to santa and expecting world peace

blimey matey! yer alive! that grog ye pryed right outta the seas hand put ye down like an ol' sea dog! whadat? guild wars? shiver me timbers! now man them cannons 'less you wanna be the best fish food in the ardent ocean!

youre thriving

wait what game is this

my desire to GOOMBA as a GOOMBA is in direct GOOMBA with my need to make whatever the GOOMBA i want. i am a walking GOOMBA.

Kurask: "Hate lack of feet! Stomp lack of feet! Kill crush destroy smash! Player: "That makes no se4nse! You can't destroy the absence of something!" Kurask: "Hate requirement to make sense! Smash it kill it destroy kill kill!" Player: "You can't physically destroy an abstract concept! It's impossible!" Kurask: "Hate abstract concepts! Hate impossible! Kill kill kill destroy smash!" Player: "This is getting both surreal and repetitive"

it gets better

Kurask mounted head screaming "I KILL YOU!!!" as the opening dialogue

Kurask head explaining what it thinks about. "Smash! Destroy! Crunch break tear destroy splunch! Hurt wound kill hit punch stab slash kill!"

Kurask mounted head response to player mentioning that "Splunch" is not a word. "I HATE WORDS! Kill all words!"

Kurask mounted head response to player taunt about killing other kurasks. "Hate you hate you hate you!!!"

new poh head trophy space has made me discover the great kurask head dialogues here's some highlights

owo

Lady Knight Sketch

additionally since jagex loves these, the scoreboard totem pillar thing has a morse code message that says (n)ice

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
1/3

it's okay to hold your favorite creators to a high standard. for example, i hold creators i watch to the high standard of "not platforming nazis."

Unfortunately this does eliminate a lot of MMO creators, but it's a sacrifice im willing to make.

there's also some new unaccessible fire giants in the karamja volcano since the queen's supposed to be at the end there

with the new royal titan boss fight you can now connect the asgarnia ice cave and the karamja volcano and i think that's really cool

the hashtag goodbye will never not make me laugh bc what wete they thinking when they wrote that.
YEAH. lets make a sad msg that will make the user regret leaving, PLEASE put a hashtag in it, i assure you it will not look stupid

that rabbit can't cook

delete this

im like batman the way im bat (tling my inner demons)

i hope hes thriving

for some reason i thought it said "take a photo of foggy dan" and i just wanted to ask who foggy dan is

NEW: Due to Quiet Quitting and Soft Quitting's rising popularity, we present Competitive Quitting where its a battle royale to see who can last the longest without being fired while playing runescape in company time

it's All-You-Can-HONK saturday. Please Honk.

going on vacation i hope my computer doesn't install any nefarious drivers while im gone

computer:

:3

its balatrover

i needed to hear this thank you

oh sorry yeah we have like a historical precedent of sending people to the desert or deep into the ocean

wait what else