Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids
Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-...
Been thinking about this quote a lot lately. The most infuriating thing about 2016 is how much Clinton had this guy's number and how much people ignored it because she was "shrill" or some other sexist bullshit
The 25th Amendment is not enough. Impeachment is not enough.
🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”
NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
WOIMSDAY
something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is
Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.
Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.
The American president has lost his mind.
This is actually the process I had to undertake in order to watch Deep Space Nine, which was only carried by a station 30 miles away
MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore
The bones are their money...
The IOC has announced a trans and intersex athlete ban requiring an invasive SRY genetic test for female athletes.
In the 20+ years trans women were eligible, only one ever competed and none ever medaled. This is solving for a problem that doesn't exist.
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A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”
Seven-word death punch
My country is at war and instead of looking to my government for reliable information--because nothing my government is saying is reliable--I'm tracking betting market monitors who are highlighting unusually large bids likely being tipped, if not placed, by government officials.
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genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
They're calling it SuperBenghazi.
If I were a head of state, I would think setting a precedent that assassination is a legitimate tool of state competition would be unwise
gonna have to tell my mom she can't be mom of the year anymore i'm sorry mom but my hands are tied
Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."
Once again.
rodney dangerfield
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
“This has to be the most expensive documentary ever made that didn’t involve music licensing,” said Ted Hope, who worked at Amazon from 2015 to 2020 and was instrumental in starting the company’s film division. “How can it not be equated with currying favor or an outright bribe?”
