wow silver age inspector gadget

A four panel comic: Panel 1: A wizard looking at a frog with a human hand in his back saying "We shall see what the anti-grafting peasants think of this!" Panel 2: The frog says "Aren't you the wizard that cooled his orb in a moonwell?" Panel 3: The wizard, rubbing his eyes in frustration, makes the frog vanish Panel 4: The wizard in a chair, poking an orb with the text "BARRICADED" over and over again.

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard.

He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

taking your word on these ones

I remember playing a free month in the year 2001 and i made a dark elf deathknight and upon figuring out how to leave town, someone immediately gave me free assless leather chaps

was making sure every blue lady's ass was hangin out

no it's good. say more dune words

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

500 cigarettes is a good ~3mins and the entire rest of the episode is someone using generative AI to make nudes and cuddle with a dead lady. that is some shit geordi did i'm not gonna lie but it still is a bad first impression

told my friend that the orville is cringe but a good star trek and to prove it i showed the pilot and no, no it's. it's too cringe. I skipped two seasons to just watch the 500 cigarettes bit and i had to press the skip 15 seconds button about ten thousand times because most of that episode is trash

age 0-7: bedtime is real age 7-30: bedtime isn't real!!! age 30-: bedtime is real

bedtime

yeah i can't find either but i'm definitely thinking of the laura palmer's theme version.

ty for your service

remember when he got covid and that video of a pensioner trying to get a pan banging cheer for borus johnson he was on his stoop, no shirt, cahm awn bohr ress johnn sannn (bang bang bang) cahm awn eng er lannd (bang bang bang) well i do. i'll remember that shirtless man until the day i die

There's a Loki summon in the new Final Fantasy game but after an extremely long cutscene of him getting pregnant by a horse all he does is deal 9999 damage to your own party.

A person at a party near a bookcase holds up a book titled “how to fuck” and laughs at it, but the dismissive host takes a sip of special wine and says, “Yes, but I wrote it.”

if i sleep too long it wraps back around again into exhaustion

if you or me ever found alien technology crashed to earth in a field, our attempts to use it would look like this video of my chicken pecking my phone

i remember when he was in jail and chained to some buffalo wings on a plate that he was chasing around a chair saying come back
wait
i want to eat you

Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?

Pros and cons of parenthood:

pro - you can watch sesame Street pretty much whenever

Con - sometimes your child will interrupt your enjoyment of the muppets and their antics

The worst is when I type in the name of my dentist to Google maps, the first result is a sponsored entry for a different dentist. NO! These things are not fungible! I have an APPOINTMENT this is not the place to pitch me a new dentist.

had to crawl up to the attic. hands have that fiberglass itch

i didn't consider getting a toy golf bag and just giving him the putter but i might

that is not how i would have guessed the word was spelled i would have kept adding eighs like one of them horse names white people get made fun of breighton keighleigh et al

do they make wizard staves but for toddlers. like a little yoda cane. Nephew loves sticks he loves the challenge of walking with his balance all widdershins. And he loves me being afraid of things that if he tripped and poked him would never stop crying. There's gotta be a soft plastic Shillelagh

oh hey it's the guy who picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

I moved like four times since then. It's extremely dumb for me to have wanted a life sized actual phone booth. I can't make calls on it daddy please hook it up.

when i found out cao cao had a beloved uncle who was running out to get him some booze i said this cao cao is alright
then it's all "look over there" and sephiroth posting about betraying the world. Worry about betraying your uncle first.

i liked when they did the quote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life so much it's kind of irritating when i watch meaning of life and it's not the same line delivery. before it got cancelled and brought back it was an alright thing to watch of a sunday night