I thought the rain wasn’t bad but then I went on IG and saw the footage from everywhere else 😭

a lot of them absolutely are fucking the republicans ***

a lot of them absolutely are

got a new wax and it catches hair very nicely

“you should probably include links to what you’re talking about”

“go back and actually read the instructions I gave you”

“this didn’t require a ticket, review your resources”

do you know how quickly I would’ve gotten a Slack from my boss if I told someone

“it looks like you didn’t do any research before submitting this ticket”

“if you had actually read X document…”

“did you review X before reaching out? I would assume not because the answer is on that page”

these people absolutely deserved to be called out and then some

I have a white woman coworker who’s always calling people out on their shit and at first I was salty bc I got in trouble for less but I’m actually enjoying it now bc she says everything I want to say… but worse 😂

I thought I waited too long to cut into this cantaloupe but it’s PERFECT

I would really like it if the sun decided to come out at some point… for the last three days I’ve been ready for bed in the middle of the day lol

I got an “imminent threat warning” notification on my watch and thought we were about to be bombed or something, I open it up and it says flash flood warning 😭

mink, frog, squid, all sorts of insects

I think the next time I make it I’m gonna sub half with red kidney beans for the iron

just eating a bowl of charro beans

one of the instructors at my home studio regularly uses bosu balls so I asked an instructor at the other studio if we could do bosu bc everyone teaches differently and good lord my obliques and armpits hurt

me hearing Nuttin Nuh Go So as an adult and actually understanding the lyrics

if you get money and you cute then bae you basically my twin

love that Luda is still making music lol

thank god I don’t need premium

“everyday I need an ounce and a half”

sir you have a problem

it’s also 3.29 so I feel like I need to take advantage before it goes back to 3.90

why did I decide to get gas rn, it’s so busy

“you stuff a gun with goat cheese, I’m putting it in my mouth”

they healed / reanimated the Immortal, Conquest, Mark, etc. but Thadeus is just dead forever? lol

I sweater god my black Mary Jane creepers just got up and walked away. I haven’t seen them in months. 😭

Janet bc I’m a young hoe

Thank god my mom didn’t raise me to be a dumb hoe

need to go back and get all the strawberry waffles

hell sometimes I pack JUST extra underwear in my carry-on