Finish them! #GoHabs

Exactly! I did this with angles once and wondered how I remembered it after being such a slacker through school???

Mrs C: This measuring cup doesn’t have 1/3 marks

Me: What does it use?

Mrs C: 50ml and 1/4

Me: ok, we can work with that. Common denominator is 12 and you have 3/12 but you want 4/12 so we have to start with-

Mrs C: I’ll just use the other measuring cup

Me: Why do you steal my math fun?

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

They did it. Those crazy sons of bitches really did it.

Ooo that just might work!

Love his look! One of a few quotes I’ve wanted to put on my goalie mask. 👊

Looks like I’m on the #Habs bandwagon again.

Moody!

I am holding a block of marble cheddar cheese priced at $6.66

Went shopping. Found evil cheese.

I will never watch the Spaceballs trailer.

The new one.

Bluesky notifications icon with “30+” tagged on it

Ruh roh

Tickets to Royal Manitoba Theatre Centre’s “The Last Wife”

I am going to the theatre! 🧐

Feelin bougie rn

It’s pretty fantastic work (and seems realistic on this phone)!

I’m so risk averse I think I’d have a layer per feather 😅

Are you using layers or painting directly over feathers like some kind of magician?

Eating lunch at Tim’s and the number of people using speakers instead of headphones is astounding.

Ironically, too much of a din to hear any of it.

They should be allowed to play in them

My only* golf opinion is that if you win a second masters you should get some matching green pants instead of another jacket. Third championship gets a vest.

*besides that golf courses are a waste of land and water.

Italian Spiteful Success

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️

Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

A screenshot of a tweet pointing out that the astronaut job application says the job involves lots of travel

Are we still doing favorite tweets?

@kejames.bsky.social

El Barto tag successful

I'm moonscrolling

I’m going to savour this moment of hope and success for a long time. #Artemis

My hand holding a beer toasting an Artemis II splashdown feed.

All my best to the crew of Artemis II as I pregame for #BeerLeague

Fucking around in Photoshop for fun is not wasting time. 👊

I appreciate the matching light source

It’s used to be siracha too but that recipe got ruined

I know! So bad

Breakfast for supper is just supper.