“My vagina is eight miles wide,” I sing to myself as I go through the segment before ARK

I always imagined it as an extension of your hair so I don’t know… black and maybe pink?

Picked up a wig for a Grace cosplay but I forgot to grab a foam head for storage so it just looks like I scalped her

This is SENDING me

The one time I went to MIL’s critique group, her friend casually mentioned that she wrote one of the first lesbian Trek fics to become popular online so I just stood there and took psychic damage on the spot

Courage the Cowardly FBI Analyst. #residentevilrequiem

Your beard has gotten super impressive too, dude!

What is the best part about Italian horror films and why is it Goblin on the soundtrack

Imagine being an RE fan and having the gall to be a Zionist at the same time. Couldn’t be me.

Nothing quite like caring for your partner 24/7 to remind you that you made the right choice by not having kids. I know it’s only been one day, but Jesus.

Thank you Capcom for consistently giving Leon a small waist and a fat ass since at least 2012. Sensational.

Listen man. The recovery bras they give you post-augmentation fuck so hard. Are they granny-esque? Yes, but they are SO comfy and could absolutely be rigged for burlesque.

Genuinely, what do I have to do to build a good algorithm in this place

A friendly reminder to my writers: nothing you put out will ever be as corny as RE writing. Update your fic.

I really need to get better about posting on here; X is so lonely sometimes

Pallid take your Buspar with food so you don’t feel nauseous challenge (impossible)

SEND THE RE9 LEAKS TO ME RACHEL

In my defense, it was NOT a chain

Thinking about the time @gothifia.bsky.social visited me IRL and when they asked me about the local cuisine I took them to a fucking fried chicken joint instead of remembering I live in a fairly large foodie city. I was more focused on the 🦅 American 🦅 experience I guess. 🤦‍♀️

I second RE2R

I really enjoyed Iron Lung! I feel like it could’ve been 30 minutes shorter, but as an indie film debut it blew me out of the water (or dare I say… blood ocean). 8/10

“sex scenes don’t even advance the plot!!”

i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck

Haven’t performed since last month but it sends me every time an audience member comes up to me and says “I could NEVER do what you do! 🥴” like it’s a compliment

Yeah babe. I know.

My favorite thing about being on this app is that oomf on X has a parasocial relationship with white billionaire lady but I can’t bring myself to unfollow

I don’t have to unfollow now. I’m free

Me when my friends perceive me:

#REBHfun I guess

Last AO3 update of 2025 ❤️

For those of you who aren’t OGs, this RE prequel has been rattling around in my brain since the beginning of the pandemic. In 2024 I scrapped the entire story so I could rewrite it. My goal is to update it at least once a month. Cheers-

archiveofourown.org/works/666621...

Sigh, I’m going to need this tooth pulled eventually :/