RIP King

I know there will be naysayers but he is our democratically elected president, and I urge everyone at this precarious moment to support our leader Benjamin Netanyahu

Knicks fans to heading to the bar after the game

STILL TRUE!!

Born and raised in Massachusetts and ashamed for my state and country. There should be a million people in the streets of Boston tomorrow.

Pete Hegseth in high school

The Trump administration accidentally texted me its GWAR plans

Pretty sure I know what Trump's plan is

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND

“A second Shane Gillis SNL monologue has hit New York City”

“L'état c'est moi” comes at you fast

Sorry but Grok 3 is actually amazing

Still here

“No your honor, we fixed that part.”

Gavin Newsom will never be President because no matter what he says or does, his eyes say “I’m going to fuck your wife.”

Just crushed my finger in a broken garage door trying to manually lower it. I knew what I was doing was kind of risky. Did it anyway. Incredibly painful. Probably will end up losing the nail.

DEI did this.

EYES WIDE SHUT (1999)

They got Homer running the alert system

There are a lot of wild rumors flying around today in LA so please try to make sure the information you’re sharing is true and accurate

Just watched Nosferatu. Maybe it’s bc I work in the industry or I’m just a savvy viewer but I had Count Orlok pegged as the bad guy from like minute one

“We need our restaurant sign evoke an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience.”

“How about 9/11?”

Someone has been diligently trying to hack into my Facebook and honestly I’m rooting for them

Watched Heretic last week and it had a watermark code in the middle of the screen the entire time. Suboptimal.

My son just told me he lost his fantasy playoff. I think he expected me to say I was still proud of him or something? Had to break it to him that it just meant he wasn’t taking the sport seriously, then ask for the name of the kid who beat him so I can mentor him instead.

Ok yes, sure, not a fan of vigilante murder. But we need to start seriously considering how many people died because of what Brian Thompson did, and how many lives may now be saved because of what Luigi Mangione did

You’re really burying the lede

My teenage son's favorite band is Radiohead and if you think that's just good fortune you don't know shit about parenting