My 2-year-old was thawing on my lap watching this with me early this morning. Her take: "I want to eat a cinnamon roll."

@jamestalarico.bsky.social, you're going to help make sure that all of those ballots in Dallas and Williamson are counted, right?

@pettersen.house.gov , your office tells me you are going. Why?

Bingo?

I definitely maintained a "sophisticated database" of summer daycamps for many years.

Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.

Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.

My 2 year old: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

2yo: Orange!

Me: Orange who?

2yo: Are you so glad to see me?

Me: ... Yes. Yes I am!

This 🧵 is legit hilarious. But seriously, the original Little Blue Truck is a great story and a lovely poem. Best read in your best deep-drawl Sam Elliott voice.

Rootin³

More effective using a microplane. Better distribution.

Doesn't matter, he'll play with whatever he can reach off the kitchen counter anyway.

Can we start calling it #SCROTUS?

Given flan and creme brulee are on your list, I would assume panna cotta also makes it.

I think carrot cake would fall under the orange category.

Here in the States #babybel are also usually wrapped in a layer of plastic film. Recently the new bags have them wrapped in paper!! I hope they continue that!
I hear your cost/size concern for adults, but they are the perfect snack to hand a fussy two year old.

advent calendar of things that would have been better left unsaid

Hah! Same!

Every accusation is a confession.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social : So if the National Sozialistische party became shortened to "Nazi", does the Democratic Socialist party become "Desi"? Let's go Mamdani!!

Every accusation is a confession. One way or another. We have to start thinking about everything they say as a lie that actually points back to them. Everything.

Montgomery Burns?

I just learned they can't be recalled, either?!? Why not? I'm adding that to my "rewrite the Constitution after this is all over" list.

It's like some dark fairy tale: "Uh oh, he said that? How is that going to turn out to be true all along?"

I keep repeating the "every accusation is a confession" mantra to remind myself that every Trump lie is actually tied to a reality in some twisted way. Remember when he said people were afraid to walk the streets of the cities?...

This is the paradox, man! We cancelled our Disney+ subscription before we had a chance to watch it!

President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987 YouTube video by Reagan Library

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

Wait, they're not doubling down on every single unpopular policy/order/action because they already have 2026 rigged and know that any elections will be in their favor... right?

Can this be my 🚫👑 sign?

A two year old with curly hair wearing a Captain America costume, complete with helmet. She is picking her nose.

Here's a picture of my 2-year-old in her Halloween costume for levity.