to dance.

"I... Sure. Sure."

She stands up, taking the other's hand. The gem is patient in waiting for direction on how this is supposed to go. Traditions and all.

Lapis looked between her hand and her eyes. The proposition was sudden and somewhat offputting. Dancing has more serious connotations with gems when it's so closely linked with fusion, something she has a poor history with. But being organic must mean there is no deeper meaning than simply wanting -

Es-whatever balls like? Homeworld's were these boring affairs where we showed up, saluted our Diamonds, then went and "danced" like a bunch of robots. Total snoozefest."

Lapis points toward the sky, but there was no visible light.

"Homeworld is that way. Roughly. It's not really visible. Gets drowned out by the closer and bright lights. At least that's how Peridot described it."

Lapis leand back onto the bench, getting comfortable.

"So what are these -

pink magical display. Reminds her of a certain hybrid... She wonders how he's doing.

"Yeah... sanitary."

She takes a seat next to Glimmer. Admittedly, the scenery was quite nice tonight.

"We had those on Homeworld. But they were so boring... Kinda glad I missed most of them."

Lapis followed along, taking notice of how far away from others they were getting. Odd. It'll be hard to be a wingman way out here.

Then she saw the pink bench. There was something oddly familiar with the -

Such a royal looking outfit contrasts heavily with Lapis' more laidback attire. But she must admit Glimmer rocks her look well.

"We won't meet any good looking guys or gals star watching. Unless we do it on the beach or something. Personally had you figured for more of a party girl though."

"Sure. I guess. Maybe you can even score a date yourself."

Lapis changes her outfit into something more fitting for a night out. A jacket, jeans, and a low-cut v-neck shirt.

"I'll be your wingman."

"Hopefully getting some dick by the end of the night. You?"

She nudges back.

[The glare intensified]

Yeah...

[She sprouts her water wings, "accidentally" hitting Glimmer]

I'm gonna go now.

[And off she went. Funny how she can joke at other's expense but can't seem to take the joke herself.]

[Her back is the only thing saving her hands from being broken again.]

Ha ha, absolutely hi-fucking-larious.

[Cue a glare from the gem.]

At least you didn't actually leave me there.

Hey! You pink haired bitch!

[Would you look at that. Consequences.]

Damn... And he locks it from the inside. I can't leave without him noticing in the morning.

Sounds like no consequences for me if I do.

[Is that a joke or serious? We'll have to wait and see.]

So you done? No rush though. He's usually not around until like 4 in the morning.

Yeah, Lars is who you're talking about. But he does make some killer pasteries.

[Theft of another donut.mp4]

Explains why he opened up his own shop.

[She thinks it over. Surely it wouldn't be that bad of a time? Gives her something to do at least.]

Maybe sometime. But if you fall... good luck.

It is pretty cool. Especially flying through storms.

[Judging her for theft in the midst of vandalism? How dare she.]

Don't forget the labels need to be in almost the exact same spot and orientation. Or else someone will catch on that they were tampered with.

Let's be honest. It still doesn't beat teleportation.

[She casually steals one of the donuts not yet set out and begins eating it]

Much easier to not get caught when you're physically not here by the time someone notices.

Easy for you to say. You can teleport whenever.

[She holds her hand out, expecting Glimmer to teleport them to wherever it was they were doing this]

Let's do this.

Both cause a significant amount of mischief... I say swapping the sugar and salt. The jackpot one sounds like an actual felony if they lose enough money.

Sounds like someone has an idea for a prank.

[She get close to her, nudging her shoulder]

So what is it?

Yeah. Sure...

[Unfortunately for Glimmer, Steven is the only living thing she is even remotely comfortable fusing with.]

You get to really know someone when you spend several months forcibly fused together.

[She will not elaborate]

She doesn't exactly stray far. And this can is far from silent.

[The teleporting doesn't disorient her in the slightest. Probably because of years of warp pad use]

Thanks for that.

You spend enough time on Earth, you learn a few things. Like this.

[After the big one is done she sprays other miscellaneous things on the walls. By the time it's done the cave looks like a train car that's been left parked for years]

And done! We have twenty seconds to leave.

A classic.

[She summons a can of spray paint that she had hidden away in her gem. Then proceeds to start spraying a giant dick across the ground]

Heh... She's going to be pissed about this.

[You have to wonder if shes over 8000 or like 15]

[She took her hand, eagerly awaiting to enact her masterful and totally mature prank]

Okay so it's this cave out in the middle of the woods. I need you to teleport us because she is strong and fast.

[Uh-oh]

It's like maybe an hour outside Beach City, tops.

Dope. I just needed your powers to break into my ex's place for a prank.

[She will not be apologizing for disrupting the cloud watching]

Hey @royalteleport.bsky.social, so do your powers work on others or can only you do the teleporting thing?

No you don't.

Anyway-

[She decides to leave. Sprouting water wings, she effortlessly flies off]

Next your hair is going to turn golden and spiky, isn't it.