disco elysium (2019)

Mario Party got it dead on with little kiosk stores that you walk up to thinking 😃hell I’ll buy something😃, you walk in there and the guy behind the counter stares at you and he’s selling two shitty dice and a pipe

Was asked at work today why I don't want kids and just recalled the time in lockdown at midnight when my now fiancé came to bed at midnight and then woke me up to watch the movie Hoodwinked while we ate popcorn until 2am and I could do that just...any time I want.

There is one clear winner here.

After the Gallows Tickets | From £4 | 20 Dec @ 229, London | DICE After the Gallows is expanding to 229! Playing modern goth, darkwave, and post punk, and some of the tracks that influenced them. Expect to hear: ACTORS, A...

If you are in London and want to have a a lovely gothy time tonight before Christmas, come see me DJ at After The Gallows!
Tickets: link.dice.fm/VgTCgdUMtPb?...

#goth #london

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

Heterosexuals invented that when Adam ate that apple

Hey remember that time the actual band Sparks said we were cool

I mean lads you have the invite now so if you happen to be around Edinburgh in May....

Well this is quite the thing. My shot of @katiefegan.bsky.social and @eoghanmulvenna.bsky.social for their wedding invitation has now been given a full thumbs-up by the brothers Mael. If I were drinking a latte I'd be crying into it right now.

It's pretty nice

Yknow that feeling when your wedding is approved by the actual band Sparks...

Why thank you the actual band Sparks...

Genuinely the best thing we've ever done.

Thank youuuuu 😭🖤

Hi umm didn't expect actual Sparks to rate it off to scream

Time to reveal!

Rate our @sparksofficial.bsky.social inspired wedding invite. ✨

Happy St Andrews day. Remember the most Scottish thing you can do today is forget its St Andrews day

My queer identity is so funny to me what do you mean I want to treat every woman and non binary person I'm attracted to like royalty and then every man I'm attracted to I want to beat up.

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

Just saw a TikTok that said the best part about the Wicked Movie was that James Corden was nowhere near it and honestly yes.

Disneyland: when a Scottish comedian’s joke didn’t work

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

criminal by britney spears should be played in museums

Greetings traveller!