Proof there's a disgusting lid for every repulsive pot.

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Same immediate reaction here!

Vance 2028!

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Assuming it was ever possible he could hit the mark.

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Iran demands $1 per barrel of oil passing through Strait of Hormuz.

Somebody ride back to town and get us a shit load of dimes!

That sounds oddly adjacent to DJT, but likely not from his pudgy fingers.

Funny.

19 minutes. Somehow I know less and feel dumber.

That's gonna fill a few adult diapers.

Happy birthday!! Best to stop counting and live!

Ya, you are just being an old guy. You're also that person who slows going up a hill and accelerates down the other side in blissful ignorance to the frustration of the rest of us using the tech. 🤣

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You know what to do....

Rest in peace.

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Long overdue.

Rats always leave a sinking ship first.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

Trump also denied being a felon, rapist, pedophile, and 2020 election loser. Best source???

I'm out of this Trump freak show, Nazi rally, lie fest. Night all.

That Melania impersonator was convincingly real.

Great idea!

Somali pirates in Minnesota? Huh. Not on my bingo card.

Is it just me or is he bored and winding down?

I choose both.

He's on tariffs and going in alphabetical order, so next?!

Lionel Ichie

REO Peedwagon

Crosby, Stills, and Nah

The ho

Could be worse.

Worst open mike night, ever.