wow! that guy wasted a lot of money!

im not even playing the game, but I can't stop listening to this.

i really wanted to talk to someone about it, then remembered I worked for a video game website, so I could just...talk to the guy who made it?

Israeli attack kills Al Jazeera journalist Mohammed Wishah in Gaza This is a breaking news story.

This is a breaking news story.

it's april and i'm still not able to buy the steam frame. sam altman and jensen huang may you rot in hell for all eternity

1. like that this photo's framing makes his horrible head look like a leathery ol' baseball

2. i am beating him to the punch by uploading 100 mp3s of rocks in a ninja creami to spotify right now

do i finish the obituary i started writing for the metaverse bubble Y/N

Me (listening to the snail Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am hotdog

the snail do be having good ideas tho

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i don't think it will but if this movie grosses 700 million then it's basically a complete and total cultural victory for pedophiles.

make another logan lucky, coward

i guess the upside here is that despite liking soderbergh i’d rather pound sand than watch either of these movies, AI or not

the thread returns, this time with an actual steely dan record. 21/27

is it anywhere near as good as the ~’70s records? god no. but two against has some heaters, feels kinda like a companion to the nightfly imo

sometimes i think about how much comedy has changed over the decades and am fucking just, stunned at not just how well looney tunes gags hold up but at how fresh they feel

6 panel comic P1: A title --GRAMFEL-- backed by raging flames P2: My Garfield & Jon stand-ins, Jahn & Gramfel. The former seen from the torso up, wearing a light brown jackets, and darker brown scarf & fingerless gloves. He carries a satchel, hung on his left side over his right shoulder. He looks very tired, and has days worth of unshaven growth on his face. Gramfel --in his purple box-- floats beside him, cosmic energy spewing from the bottom of the box. They both stand on the bottom right of the panel, facing left, as they stare at something off-panel. Behind both, a cracked pavement and some of a street are visible. The grey-purple colour scheme gives the impression of this taking place at night. P3: We now look at what both are staring at: A poster taped to a wall, with some sort of slug-like monstrosity in a suit and red tie. They have tiny--almost vestigial-- arms, and they have what looks to be a facsimile of a dead-eyed human face with a sex doll mouth. What is meant to be their hair is equally slug-like. Above them, a single word: SUBMIT P4: POV pans back to show Gramfel and Jahn --in shadow, from behind-- staring at the poster. P5: Back to the POV from the second panel, Jahn gestures toward the now unseen poster with his right hand, as he turns his head to Gramfel and says "I miss the simpler days of existential dread" P6: We zoom right out to take in the apocalyptic looking scene around Jahn & Gramfel: A person lies in a sleeping bag beside a flaming barrel inside a ruined shell of a building across the street. Beside it, and upturned car. Hands in his pockets, Jahn walks away, Gramfel floating in silence beside him.

bruh. BRUH

tuppo soft…

Requires bike shares to equip all bicycles with electric assist with speed and location tracking technology and to revoke customer account if such customers ride over the speed limit or against the flow of traffic.

Requires a criminal history background check for the purchase of a three-dimensional printer capable of creating firearms; prohibits sale to a person who would be disqualified on the basis of criminal history from being granted a license to possess a firearm.

Found out assemblywoman Jennifer Rajkumar is trying to get bills passed where citibike narcs on you and where they you need pass a criminal check to get a 3D printer and she is one of the dumbest elected officials in the state.

stand up comedy should just be a series of one liners with no setup

if i see any democrat motherfucker talking about distractions or TACO for the next two weeks i'm going to shit on their front porch

two weeks is a long time to, you know. live at that age.

wrote about a big fight brewing in New York

"Why don't Americans—" we do. That's why many of my friends are in prison or dead.

ohhh we've got some stone-cold stunners, folks
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Israel's senator

the fits in this video though

me getting off of the phone after speaking with a soulless centrist striver aide for 5 seconds: “phew, glad that’s over, i did my part”

thinking alot about Sinead O'Connor's phrasing: "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society"

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

Clinton *Hillary grabs the mic*: this rocks
W: I agree
Obama: Look forward, not backward
Biden: *analyzes Villanova’s 1985 national championship run*