The Derby GOP chair after spending 6 days in jail for being a dumb fuck

Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet

@samtrayter’s tweet “you see jd vences tweets and fully understand why his mom traded him for some perc 30s” but edited so it looks like it’s from the Pope’s official Twitter account

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:

If you can believe it, this headline was published 8 hours ago, not 2016

The general car insurance guy

If this guy was put up for chairman of the joint chiefs, 51 republicans and 17 democrats would support the nomination

New York Times: the post made by elon musk is vague and unclear whether or not he is truly nazi. many are debating on this issue, but conclusions seem to be leaning towards just a simple awkward moment

the elon musk post in question:

Imagine being this soulless

Finally, Long Connecticut is within our grasp! @yungnutmeg.bsky.social we must organize and act swiftly

@yungnutmeg.bsky.social yo can we get a thing going for a new CT flag???? I have thoughts.

what the dino nuggets in my microwave see after I shoot and kill United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson:

His Excellency Ned Lamont and Santa Claus looking at the picture-taker from a stage

Why are Santa and the governor looking at me like that

I’m the new Muppet History account. Yes, I’m going to DM hot women, but instead of dick pics it will be things like this: To perform "Rainbow Connection" in The Muppet Movie, Jim Henson was submersed in a specially made diving bell to control Kermit the Frog in the swamp during the opening number

Shoutout to Hangman Page for being a real one

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

New meme image just dropped

CPAC tweet about not inviting Elmo to CPAC

I don’t think you could convey modern conservatism in any sort of essay or book as accurately as you could just showing people this image

gotta give these guys credit, I could not create content this bad on christopher nolan’s budget and they’re doing it for a mere $25K

Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks

sir, a second twitter has hit the internet

It’s getting bad enough for DeSantis supporters that they’re creating their own form of mathematics like Terrance Howard

I have arrived

Researching the word “brungus” for a post and this is funnier than what i was going to say so enjoy